Totster Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things: 1- The bartender is a blonde girl. 2- The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blo nde woman with a black belt in karate. 4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You get worse....LOL.... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alreadyinuse Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I dont get this one,, what do they mean with 5 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 This is not a one liner post. This was a smilie post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 This is not a one liner post. This was a smilie post. Ah.. Well techinically it is a smilie and a one liner post.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas3940 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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