A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool

and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things:

1- The bartender is a blonde girl.

2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blo nde woman with a black belt in karate.

4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

totster

You get worse....LOL....

redrus

I dont get this one,, what do they mean with 5 times?

This is not a one liner post. This was a smilie post.

This is not a one liner post. This was a smilie post.

Ah..

Well techinically it is a smilie and a one liner post..

totster