WhamBam Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 The hospital on Sou Buakhao used to have containers of free condoms at reception. small to big sizes. Not sure if they still do them. If not, what about the vending machine in the toilets at the Beer Garden Beach road / Pattaya Thai. ? Or get a vasectomy!! I am. Snip n squirt and NO babies !! Was not aware a vasectomy prevented STD's like HIV, Herpes, Syphilis, Gonoreah, Chlamydia etc. Thankyou Thaivisa for the knowledge. Did I say it did? Please point out where my post mentioned it. Or where the OP post did. Depends if you are sleeping about or not (or your partner is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) You should buy new, not used!! Cabbages and Condoms restaurant, Soi 12 Sukhumvit gives you a couple with your credit card receipt. Some years ago they had a couple of small baskets at the door, small condoms labelled 'Asian', and large labelled 'Foreigner' but the Thais were offended so they were relabelled 'World Bank' and 'Thai Farmers Bank'. Now they just put a couple on the tray with your card and receipt. Edited February 5, 2015 by F4UCorsair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa19 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I'm guessing that you are a bit disenchanted with the expat life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Donald books into a hotel with Daffy. Goes to the hotel mini mart to buy Condoms. Assistant asks do you want these on your bill ? No says Donald , I'd suffocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recycler Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The Durex Excita in a black box are bigger than the others they sell at 7Eleven, not sure though if it's 54. But as far as my experience goes all condoms have a latex smell or some chemical flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop-shop/6436338/swedish-teen-pop-star-wears-condom-on-leg-to-disprove-mens-too-big Many years ago I had to go see the medics to get a cut stitched up. While waiting for the doc I noticed at the front counter they had 3 baskets of condoms set out. The baskets were labelled Small, Medium and Large. I laughed when I saw that and the nurse asked me what was so funny. I pointed at the baskets and noted that the "Large" one was almost empty, but the Small and Medium baskets were full, and that there were all the EXACT same condoms ! She laughed and said that everyday it was the same way and then she moved some from the Small and Medium baskets into the Large one. When I went back awhile later to get the stitches removed I noticed that indeed, the Large basket was almost empty again while the other 2 were full. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 54 isn't very popular , my 56 size is much easier to cum by ... no pun intended as for the smell ... pour some honey over it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapeCobra Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I recommend the 69mm width, 240mm length model by TheyFit. I get them custom lubricated from Africa. I changed the taste from Tropical Banana to Amarula. Wow, she just won't let go. Get prepared for late breakfasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bino Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 What's the difference? It is going to stink afterward. Maybe buy the scented / flavored joy gel to put on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthai Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Order which ever you want over the internet in LARGE supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boldface Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Durex Comfort, sold in most 7/11 and pharmacy, are size 56. Buy them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Try an old Sock It should be big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajhulmaheesh Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 This is not the sort of topic I expect to read about before breakfast. Some guys really are big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Aleman Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Size 54 reserved for elephants ! You won't fit in any Thai women I know or, wish to know either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The 80's ones dont smell so bad you can get them in any Pharmacy although if there is a girl attendant you will get some giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I got some slightly used... However, they might be too stretched out for you. Minor patching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowfactor10 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Gosh no one uses rubbers in pats mate...u so old school.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKT Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Sometimes being a woman makes me want to beat my head against a brick wall. Try putting a condom on it, it will help muffle the sound. The bonus is it works in both directions. Edited February 5, 2015 by MiKT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis7 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 There are many many kinds available try to find them at facino pharmacy at Sourh pattya near tutkom or north Pattaya near city hall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 54 cm ? you are hung like a mule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 i get mine from the elephant sanctuary, (ok i lied) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 You're supposed to wear them, not snort them!. I would think he would be embarrassed to post the need for such a small-sized condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rethaier Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Don't buy second hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canarysun Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I must admit i also have " rather large feet " ( perhaps you could just admire my honesty viewers.......) x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I shouldn't read these topics........makes me feel tooooo small. Mai Ben Rai......going for a drive on my Ferrari..................... Aren't you supposed to be in it? No, Costas sits on the roof in an armchair like Mr Bean ! (just trying to picture it now, gold chain and long chest hairs flapping in the breeze) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango66 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 poor guy ! Go in next car tryal repair shop or cut kim to good sice !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango66 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 use garlic ! smells too, BUT 100% save !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer666 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Size 54 ?. You do know that they are supposed to go on your penis and not on your pinkie finger don't you ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 How do you measure the size? One finger, two fingers etc? Get a ruler? Ask a doctor? Visit Lolitas and measure mouth sizes? Decibel meter? Groanometer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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