Last but not least an Thai Education visa students Valentine card..

Nigeria has some very creative characters living there too.

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Holy smokes!!!

Did you hear the news, folks???

There's a newbie post in general topic,

says his wife tried to chop off his crotch rocket!

^^^^Guess that would cut his Valentine's short.......

pgrahmm

^^^^Guess that would cut his Valentine's short....

Or kosher

Roses are red

Grass is green

The abolishment of 99 baht breakfasts

Would be a sight to be seen

Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight.

Roses are red

Grass is green

The abolishment of 99 baht breakfasts

Would be a sight to be seen

Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight.

are you sure he is not already resurrected???

Roses are red

Mamma noodles are cheap

Here come the pikeys

To steal the free WiFi

Daffodils are yellow

So is Lycra

But a bike and umbrella in the food court

People no likea

rgs2001uk said:

"Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight."

rgs2001uk, I would have thought your priorities would be focused on TCI business, rather than trying to play cupid.

♡♡♡♡

rgs2001uk said:

"Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight."

rgs2001uk, I would have thought your priorities would be focused on TCI business, rather than trying to play cupid.

♡♡♡♡

Playing cupid could be very beneficial to TCI as believe as part of the new product line there is a TGAU for couples being developed

Soutpeel, is that the GERU, or am I mistaking it with another new product?

Cue violins, cellos and violas,

I'm in love with her areolas.

That sucking sound isn't the world imploding.

It's me in heaven, digging ditches, atoning.

rgs2001uk said:

"Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight."

rgs2001uk, I would have thought your priorities would be focused on TCI business, rather than trying to play cupid.

♡♡♡♡

Ah thats good old TCI for you, always ready to help out a damsel in distress..

Soutpeel, is that the GERU, or am I mistaking it with another new product?

Can't have a TGAU without a GERU

rgs2001uk said:

"Roses are red.

Our lovely Julia deserves a date.

I trust she can wait,

For the return of davo Forty Eight."

rgs2001uk, I would have thought your priorities would be focused on TCI business, rather than trying to play cupid.

♡♡♡♡

Playing cupid could be very beneficial to TCI as believe as part of the new product line there is a TGAU for couples being developed

TCI, always ready to help out the disadvantaged and underprivileged.

TCI does not seek fame or fortune, it doesnt need its name highlighted in daily rags, TCI doing good work without being seen.

TCI is everywhere it is omnipresent, just coz you dont see TCI doesnt mean TCI doesnt see you.

Anyway, beside the point, the TCI Brass Band has a vacancy in the flute dept, at this moment in time we havent decided if its woodwind or brass.

If BJ sends "her" resume on pink flute playing TCI may be in a position to take her application further.

What no valentines for the bible thumper,well here we go."i love you Cromwell".

Was looking at the wrong knuckle i meant hate not love.

Mine goes to myself.

Soutpeel, is that the GERU, or am I mistaking it with another new product?

My dear BJ, you really need to keep up to date, TCI has already unleashed on the market, The VAGT.

Its proving to be a best seller, in fact it may well be one of TCIs greatest successes, ranking right up there alongside lycra and bicycle saddles.

Reports are coming in on the wire of rioting in Pratunam of digital nomads in scenes reminiscent of Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

TCI, planning ahead (as always) is pleased to announce, sales will be held at a undisclosed location near to Tesco/Lotus On Nut such is the demand from "couchsurfers" and other intinerants.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you go to Pattaya and expect your sausages to be true

99 baht breakfast dives probably aint for you.

Roses are red

violets are green

Go for a pikey

99 baht breakfast

Your change is never seen.

Mine goes to myself.

Got anything planned?

We the board members of the esteemed company ‘TCI’ would like to extend our Valentine wishes to all of the small people out there.

TCI watchers and groupies will notice that our head of security (RGS) is not our in the Valentine’s picture.

The reason for this is due to his position, RGS is unable to reveal his identity on a public forum (hence, RGS has no avatar for his account so as to remain anonymous).

Besides which, RGS is currently in Redruth investigating claims that a farm in the area is copying TCI’s patented slurry.

It is believed that the farm is planning to set up a “rolling in slurry’ competition using the counterfeit slurry.

To stay within their counterfeit theme, they are inviting Camborne residents and ex SAS Walts to take part in the competition.

Anyway, back to the reason of our post:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you want double the fun,

Get a double barreled TGAU.

jack and jill went up the hill each with a buck and quarter...

jill came down with 250.

'Tis Valentine Day this very day.

Alas the government say

''No hotels for a short stay.''

So this day all across this nation

Today is declared ''National Mutual Masturbation Day.''

For those of an assorted gender disposition this Valentine is for you.

I got given a little heart shaped chocolate at the check out at the supermarket yesterday. I shall go back today and get another one. I may even do numerous trips to the supermarket this afternoon, stealthily choosing a different checkout each time.