Sounds Familiar?

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered

that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone

to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After

junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a

lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad

on the mobile. (Women!!)

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon

seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap,

and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause

of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the

lady said to him when he called.

Junior said "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at present.

Please Try Again Later"...