Burial In The Holyland

[skippybangkok]

A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they

were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You

can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the

Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your

wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would

spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."