Hi, I am writing this on behalf of my friend.

I have this girlfriend who is living with me, only for about 3 weeks now.

I have been trying to get rid of her but she wont leave, she has been asking me to buy her gold, give her money for a lot of things, so I want to throw her out.

I have thrown out a few girls in the past, but this is the first time I have had a girl who refuses to leave.

I don't want to call the police (only if last resort) as I am not sure they would help, I would rather do it another way.

Any Ideas?

Call the police, if it's a rented place call the landlord also. But whatever don't use force, Thainess should help.

empty fridge and no money and she'll have to leave....

Put a rolling tape of Barney the dinosaur on the DVD and play to 24hrs. I defy anyone to take that for more than a day.

Lend her some money. You'll never see her again.

Why, oh why do guys insist on a live-in GF? Unless you're going to marry the girl, never, never have her live with you. Especially BG's/ex-BG's. I see guys making this mistake time and time again. Why won't they ever learn?

Hire a ghost

Your "friend" might have to pay her off - a one-time lump sum for her to agree to never see/bother you your friend again. Videotape her promise and the transaction on a phone.

You have to work out what costs more. Paying the police to get her out and change the locks, id estimate about 10k everything or give her a fist full of dollars, id say minimum 20k and id still get the locks changed. The cheaper option will bring about more tears than the latter.

bkkheat.

Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control.

Do not pay barfine for the month ahead. Rent on daily basis

Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in.

If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you.

Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy....

One of these should work

bkkheat.

Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control.

Or he could take a Katoey home with him

He is thinking of just making her a maid as he needs one.

Pay her 15,000 a month to clean everything, cook etc. He thinks this will make her leave soon.

Hire a ghost

Rent a ghost ?

mrtoad post # 13

Or he could take a Katoey home with him

Could be an interesting ''pull''

Trouble is she might just welcome the change still they could all play the game ''who is going to what to who and how and when.'' they would have the minimum three players needed to play said game.

Alternatively to all these suggestions, you could just grow some balls.

Pick her up and throw her out. Simples.

Does she have a key?

Why can't you just lock her out as soon as she steps out the door. If you empty the fridge she will have to step out the door. If she doesn't have a key, no need to change the locks.

If she has a key, take her out for dinner and arrange for a locksmith to come round while you are out. Get a buddy to be there. Leave her at the restaurant and go home alone.

Just ignore her after that and she will go away.

Thai girls can be hilarious with what the think they can and its even more funny when the guys let it happen.

bkkheat.

Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control.

Or he could take a Katoey home with him

That should get rid of the GF, but how do you get rid of the Katoey......

It is getting worse.....

Hire a ghost

Rent a ghost ?

I think the local temple should be able to supply a normal ghost for 5.000 Baht and a real dangerous one for 10.000.

The katoey and bar girl would sit around playing cards together with the money he will be givng them.

Dear Dierdre,

I have a 45kg girl in my apartment that won't leave , what can I do ?

Regards

Dear OP

Regards Diedre.

Dear Dierdre,

I have a 45kg girl in my apartment that won't leave , what can I do ?

Regards

Dear OP

Regards Diedre.

go the gym and /or grow a pair of testicles ?

Hi, I am writing this on behalf of my friend.

I don't want to call the police (only if last resort) as I am not sure they would help, I would rather do it another way.

oh dear

OP if your going to lie at least do it consistently

I think the op is a troll

I think the op is a troll

I think the OP is going to be handing over cash to get rid of her, that's what she is holding out for and if she doesn't get it and he tries to hoof her, she will go the BiB, and tell them their "arrangement" was a financial one and the OP has refused to pay her and can Mr plod help get the cash of the farang who has abused her body and refused to pay

maybe he could take a non specific rodent home, and see if she goes

bkkheat.

Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control.

Or he could take a Katoey home with him

That should get rid of the GF, but how do you get rid of the Katoey......

It is getting worse.....

Either way he gets shafted

Pick up the name of a nice hotel, restaurant .. etc around your house.

Get a 50 THB Sim Card at 7/11

Get ready to lock the door

Send her a message with your brand new sim card, in Thai : "ONLY TODAY in [that place], the 10 first girls who get in the lobby, get FREE iPhone 6 !!!!"

Lock the door

Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in.

If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you.

Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy....

One of these should work

maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in.