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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end :o

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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end :o

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and OUR MAN lived happily ever after and went drinking, dancing, screwed women, hired a maid/cook (who he screwed too) always had a clean house, never had to cook, developed a comfortable beer belly to pat, and farted whenever he wanted.

and picked his nose and wiped the boogers on the sofa.

The end :D

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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end :o

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and OUR MAN lived happily ever after and went drinking, dancing, screwed women, hired a maid/cook (who he screwed too) always had a clean house, never had to cook, developed a comfortable beer belly to pat, and farted whenever he wanted.

and picked his nose and wiped the boogers on the sofa.

The end :D

Thats strange cause it sounds like me, but I said "yes"

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