Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 My dearest and not so dearest members, I need your help……..again. I have developed a phobia. As we all know it is a great pleasure of every man/woman to take their morning constitutional and relieve themselves. Not for me anymore, dear members…..I don’t feel comfortable any more siting on the toilet. After reading all these articles on TVF, about snakes coming out of the toiled bowl, I can’t relax anymore, fearing that a snake will come out and bite my precious. Haven’t got many phobias, except with big spiders, snakes, big and small geckos, immigration officers and some other crawly creatures. But now my life has become a misery having to get up every few seconds from the toilet and have a look if any snake is in there. Unfortunately, my good doctor Will is on holiday at the moment and I can’t consult him, so I have to ask for your help and advice. After all, where can anybody find a wiser audience than you? Looking forward to hear your professional answers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seligne2 Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Don't use the toilet, man! Crap in a snake-free bucket. Edited March 13, 2015 by Seligne2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hanno Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 Beer, if consumed in the right quantities, helps with all phobias. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Beer, if consumed in the right quantities, helps with all phobias. What, at 7 in the morning? I do like beer......but not to that extend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post marko kok prong Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 construct a wire screen over said toilet,crap on that and then wash it through with the bum gun. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight. Careful in case your wife grabs one of those and tries to cut his head off Ouch!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Slender mongoose kills black mamba - FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZupJywGXiLk Get one of these...your choice on which to get... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now.............. We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do? Edited March 13, 2015 by Costas2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Give us a kisssssss! Snake charmer kisses deadly venomous cobra Daily ...: https://youtu.be/4HdB-tUpG74 Or.....make a new friend..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Give us a kisssssss! Snake charmer kisses deadly venomous cobra Daily ...: https://youtu.be/4HdB-tUpG74 Or.....make a new friend..... After watching that......just sh$t my pants......don't need to go to the toilet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 add a ladyboy to your family and let "her" use the toilet before you first thing in the morning... you hear "her" cry... you know there was a snake... oh... side effect... could help you get rid of your "snake" phobia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rijb Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 The concern should be for the snake. How will it ever get the taste out of its mouth. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 The concern should be for the snake. How will it ever get the taste out of its mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Adult diapers...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Adult diapers...... too costly for Greek at present time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ Complete waste of money and time. Sucking out venom does not work. Fixate appendage, maybe bandage and get to hospital ASAP..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now.............. We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do? Might have to stretch the subJect matter on that one....many experts if you move to Pattaya.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 Costas stop moaning at least you can get to the toilet. If not a have plenty of spare adult diapers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now.............. We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do? Might have to stretch the subJect matter on that one....many experts if you move to Pattaya.... Now that you mentioned Pattaya......have to tell you. Next month we are going there for a week, as the wife was invited to work for a week in a hospital and decide if she likes the work conditions. After that and if she is satisfied she is going to ask for her transfer. So probably I will be a Pattaya resident by the end of this year. I'm very exited about that and I apologize for being off topic. But had to tell you.......after all you voted for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Slender mongoose kills black mamba - FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZupJywGXiLk Get one of these...your choice on which to get... you mean by distracting phobia with obsession???he will milk the poor mongoose all day long... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan42 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping. Sorry, no good advice.......i'm not going to block the drains with paper......after all what is the bum gun for? Don't know if snakes are afraid of the bum gun but as it looks like a snake may be they fall in love with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping. Sorry, no good advice.......i'm not going to block the drains with paper......after all what is the bum gun for? Don't know if snakes are afraid of the bum gun but as it looks like a snake may be they fall in love with it Make sure you know which one you're grabbing hold of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight. Enough,Snakes on here sipi,without them coming out the dunny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 snakes in the dunny,hmmm,let me think,YS,ch,s69,sb,and a new breed from hh,rhh,have i forgotten any? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNXSTEVE Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I personally think you should get a life. I have rarely read a post that is such nonsensical drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rhythmworx Posted March 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2015 Fill the toilet bowl up with a layer or 2 of ping pong balls, the snake will think it's a dead end. Turd will drop through and the balls wont flush either. You could even write numbers on them with permanent marker, which ever are floating on the top layer could be your lottery numbers. Make sure not to bring any go-go girls home though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I personally think you should get a life. I have rarely read a post that is such nonsensical drivel. It is called humour...part of a enjoyable life... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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