Got a new phobia.......Please Help.

[Costas2008]

My dearest and not so dearest members, I need your help……..again.

I have developed a phobia.

As we all know it is a great pleasure of every man/woman to take their morning constitutional and relieve themselves.

Not for me anymore, dear members…..I don’t feel comfortable any more siting on the toilet.

After reading all these articles on TVF, about snakes coming out of the toiled bowl, I can’t relax anymore, fearing that a snake will come out and bite my precious.

Haven’t got many phobias, except with big spiders, snakes, big and small geckos, immigration officers and some other crawly creatures.

But now my life has become a misery having to get up every few seconds from the toilet and have a look if any snake is in there.

Unfortunately, my good doctor Will is on holiday at the moment and I can’t consult him, so I have to ask for your help and advice.

After all, where can anybody find a wiser audience than you?

Looking forward to hear your professional answers.

[Seligne2]

Don't use the toilet, man! Crap in a snake-free bucket.

Edited March 13, 2015 by Seligne2

[hanno]

Beer, if consumed in the right quantities, helps with all phobias.

[Costas2008]

Beer, if consumed in the right quantities, helps with all phobias.

What, at 7 in the morning?

I do like beer......but not to that extend

[marko kok prong]

construct a wire screen over said toilet,crap on that and then wash it through with the bum gun.

[sipi]

We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight.

[Costas2008]

We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight.

Careful in case your wife grabs one of those and tries to cut his head off

Ouch!!!!!!

[pgrahmm]

Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ

[pgrahmm]

Slender mongoose kills black mamba - FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZupJywGXiLk

Get one of these...your choice on which to get...

[Costas2008]

Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ

I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now..............

We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do?

Edited March 13, 2015 by Costas2008

[pgrahmm]

Give us a kisssssss! Snake charmer kisses deadly venomous cobra Daily ...: https://youtu.be/4HdB-tUpG74

Or.....make a new friend.....

[Costas2008]

Give us a kisssssss! Snake charmer kisses deadly venomous cobra Daily ...: https://youtu.be/4HdB-tUpG74

Or.....make a new friend.....

After watching that......just sh$t my pants......don't need to go to the toilet.

[Swiss1960]

add a ladyboy to your family and let "her" use the toilet before you first thing in the morning... you hear "her" cry... you know there was a snake...

oh... side effect... could help you get rid of your "snake" phobia

[rijb]

The concern should be for the snake. How will it ever get the taste out of its mouth.

[Swiss1960]

The concern should be for the snake. How will it ever get the taste out of its mouth.

[NickJ]

Adult diapers......

[Swiss1960]

Adult diapers......

too costly for Greek at present time

[hanno]

Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit: https://youtu.be/G-UdRaymkRQ

Complete waste of money and time. Sucking out venom does not work. Fixate appendage, maybe bandage and get to hospital ASAP.....

[pgrahmm]

Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit:

I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now..............

We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do?

Might have to stretch the subJect matter on that one....many experts if you move to Pattaya....

[colinneil]

Costas stop moaning at least you can get to the toilet.

If not a have plenty of spare adult diapers.

[Costas2008]

Suburban Survival Tools : Snake Bite Kit:

I thought I was going to get wise answers but this is the best up to now..............

We are speaking about my penis, pgrahmm. what can this suction thing do?

Might have to stretch the subJect matter on that one....many experts if you move to Pattaya....

Now that you mentioned Pattaya......have to tell you.

Next month we are going there for a week, as the wife was invited to work for a week in a hospital and decide if she likes the work conditions.

After that and if she is satisfied she is going to ask for her transfer.

So probably I will be a Pattaya resident by the end of this year.

I'm very exited about that and I apologize for being off topic.

But had to tell you.......after all you voted for me

[Crazy chef 1]

Slender mongoose kills black mamba - FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ZupJywGXiLk

Get one of these...your choice on which to get...

you mean by distracting phobia with obsession???he will milk the poor mongoose all day long...

[Stan42]

I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping.

[Costas2008]

I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping.

Sorry, no good advice.......i'm not going to block the drains with paper......after all what is the bum gun for?

Don't know if snakes are afraid of the bum gun but as it looks like a snake may be they fall in love with it

[Songhua]

I'm not a shrink but I'll give it a go: Try "flushing down" any possible snakes with loads of toilet paper before pooping.

Sorry, no good advice.......i'm not going to block the drains with paper......after all what is the bum gun for?

Don't know if snakes are afraid of the bum gun but as it looks like a snake may be they fall in love with it

Make sure you know which one you're grabbing hold of.

[marko kok prong]

We have never had a snake come up through the toilet. But have had a few under the bed. Goodnight.

Enough,Snakes on here sipi,without them coming out the dunny.

[marko kok prong]

snakes in the dunny,hmmm,let me think,YS,ch,s69,sb,and a new breed from hh,rhh,have i forgotten any?

[CNXSTEVE]

I personally think you should get a life. I have rarely read a post that is such nonsensical drivel.

[rhythmworx]

Fill the toilet bowl up with a layer or 2 of ping pong balls, the snake will think it's a dead end.

Turd will drop through and the balls wont flush either.

You could even write numbers on them with permanent marker, which ever are floating on the top layer could be your lottery numbers.

Make sure not to bring any go-go girls home though.

[Crazy chef 1]

I personally think you should get a life. I have rarely read a post that is such nonsensical drivel.

It is called humour...part of a enjoyable life...