webfact Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Japan woman 'knifes husband over toilet stink': ReportsTOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese woman allegedly attacked her husband with a kitchen knife because of the terrible smell he had left in the toilet, police and reports said Monday.Emi Mamiya, 29, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after apparently slashing her husband's face with the knife, police said.Mamiya was reportedly incensed by the smell left behind after her 34-year-old partner emerged from the stall.Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet "without washing his own hands first", she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported."The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it," Jiji reported her as saying.Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/breakingnews/Japan-woman-knifes-husband-over-toilet-stink-repor-30257978.html-- The Nation 2015-04-13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 guess she couldn't wait for Japanese Cutting Edge Technology to come up with a better solution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jingthing Posted April 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2015 Interesting to present the defense for that case. Your honor, you must smell it or you can't know. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 wifey used to always do the PongPolice on me - so I got her on to Metamucil too, and we now both smell sweet as... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 What did she expect? Rose petals smell after he visited the toilet? I bet hers smell of Chanel no 5. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) They still airbrush out images of pubic hair there. Real human stuff like stinky poo is just too much! She definitely has a case. Don't judge. It's Japanese-ness. Edited April 13, 2015 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 or Canal No5 that runs down through the village 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Maybe he forgot which button to push. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 should have played the William Tell Overture, with the 21 fart salute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphod reborn Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I can see her legal team at the trial. "If there was a stench, that's a defense." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 natto...does it all the time! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Another solved case from the "Poop and Slash" files. I always give full warning after pinching off a particularly foul smelling repartee. Something to the effect of "Give that place a chance to simmer down". Also keep sharp objects away from the dumping station. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I can see it now.. "that stinks"... "yes darling, that's because it's sh*t!!" Would it not have been easier to keep a box of matches in the karsy? What a nutjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Dan White had the Twinkie defense. It worked. This lady has the stinky defense. I like her chances. Sent from my Lenovo S820_ROW using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) He should have given a fart nights notice of intending clear out of bowels. confusiouse says. Edited April 13, 2015 by Thongkorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 What did she expect? Rose petals smell after he visited the toilet? I bet hers smell of Chanel no 5. Ah, Costas, Don't you know that a woman's s......t doesn't stink? Just ask any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyLew Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 If it is too smelly a sh/t .... you must aquit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Sh*t ! what next ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prbkk Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Pity the poor 3 year old and the trauma associated with that toilet training...Mum stabs Dad. Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Sh*t ! what next ???? Durian vendors would be advised to carry firearms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Seems she hasn't been to China yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Oh dear me... thanks god for the missus not being Japanese... otherwise I'd be dead many times over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcffee Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I could have been killed one thousand times then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry123 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 all said and done to me she sounds like the kind of woman that does the hoovering when the footie is on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Matches??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 or Canal No5 that runs down through the village Chanel No 5 would be appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) come on guys....cut the shht. I got a feeling that the victim will not be bragging much about this particular war wound. Edited April 13, 2015 by slipperylobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I do pity the woman. Some men are simply too lazy to even flush the toilet after themselves. Singapore made not flushing a public toilet an offence on equal footing with smoking in places not permitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bignose Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 She should come and live at our place for a week, after a night of Guinness and a good Vindaloo you'll be able to use the toilets at Chernobyl power station before you can use ours...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 I can see her legal team at the trial. "If there was a stench, that's a defense." If you can't smell shxt you must acquit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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