balo Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Most westerners thinks there's only one way to sit on the toilet when infact there's 10 ways to do it. I prefer number 2 myself , which do you prefer and what about your Thai gf , please ask her next time. Maybe she prefer the squatting way? If you feel adventorous maybe try number 7? In Thailand number 5 and 6 is pretty common. Edited May 26, 2015 by balo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Seriously? Anyway, I'm strictly a wide stance man, myself. Edited May 26, 2015 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP1 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) No 11. When I have a little more to drink. Edited May 26, 2015 by TP1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I prefer No. 9 as I don't have to wash myself afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Number 3 and you have a table....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Even for a Piss I sit down..... Ooohhh I am awful....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 same way I sit down on a chair, only... slightly less attired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostnigel Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Classic #1 for me....#8 looks fun, but i would probably splatter the bathroom from up there, especially after a night on the beer and whisky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just worked out that if you removed all the toilets from those images, it becomes an Olympic Diving instruction manual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 sign in a nana plaza toilet, "it does not good to stand on the seat, the crabs here can jump 10 feet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Topics here are really going down the pan ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrilled Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Believe it or not since I went to Thailand in 1971 I do #6. Believe I or not doctors say it's the best way.The ABC show Shark Tank had A company come on also saying that.They use sort of A stool.I guess when you get to old to get your feet on the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Topics here are really going down the pan ! Didn't you mean to say 'going down the toilet' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 "In Thailand number 5 and 6 is pretty common" Ya, if you have the inherent dexterity of a top notch Yoga Instructor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I have too say as a former toilet safety inspector,images from 4 thru to 8 ,are misleading ,and dangerous,horrific injury,can occur from shattering porcelin,and i see this as grossly negligent,i am consulting with my legal team; Turdishess,Log,Kee,and Waist,you shall here from me poste haste.{well at least when the constipation has eased]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Topics here are really going down the pan ! Didn't you mean to say 'going down the toilet' ? Put a lid on it, you guys. Oh man this OP really cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobber Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 there's some sh1t topics on this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Topics here are really going down the pan ! Didn't you mean to say 'going down the toilet' ? No, the pan. The lavvy pan. You are obviously not from the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 All of these rather poorly thought out lavatory-oriented puns are leaving me feeling a little flushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 You pissing in everyone's pocket OP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 Actually when I visited a village up in Chiang Rai once I tried position number 6 in a toilet without toilet seat , Cleaned up the mess with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW72 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I have too say as a former toilet safety inspector,images from 4 thru to 8 ,are misleading ,and dangerous,horrific injury,can occur from shattering porcelin,and i see this as grossly negligent,i am consulting with my legal team; Turdishess,Log,Kee,and Waist,you shall here from me poste haste.{well at least when the constipation has eased]. I work for a western company that employs many asians. In one building there were graphic pictures posted on the toilet walls of the injuries suffered by someone who squated on the seat. The porcelin shattered and sliced the person to bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Even for a Piss I sit down..... Ooohhh I am awful....... I started that several years ago - not because of infirmary either It's low maintenance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 This is no sh-t: I went into the toilet at 7-11 on the highway somewhere near Krabi - closed the door, looked forlornly at the squat toilet.. took off ALL my clothes hung them up on the provided hook on the back of the door did my thing tried to use the water scoop missed, or partially missed at least and the mess flowed onto the floor what to do now? no problem - I still had my shoes on stay tuned for part two of the saga.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 That reminds me, which team won the Super Bowl this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat ji Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I have too say as a former toilet safety inspector,images from 4 thru to 8 ,are misleading ,and dangerous,horrific injury,can occur from shattering porcelin, That happened to a co-worker of my mother. Somehow, the toilet bowl shattered. He was a bit cut up about it No, seriously, they went to visit him in hospital, he had to lie on his front. i think it is rare that happens, a toilet bowl breaking, but it seems like a good idea to avoid buying a cheapo toilet. By the way, "toilet safety inspector"? i can just imagine, when people say, "So what do you do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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