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If I was to accidently run into a BG and bang her do you think they would tell all to my wife if we bumped into the BG with her mates.

They will not have to. She will know anyway without them telling her,... :o

If he lives by the sword ( so to speak ) ... he'll die by it. And the duck will be happy forever after. :D

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Remember why you married your wife.

that's a good one, I like it ! :o

may I add:

Remember that you are married at all and who IS your wife ! :D

Good points ... I agree :D

doctor, i hope we never see a thread called

whoops my wife stabbed me

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Remember why you married your wife.

that's a good one, I like it ! :D

may I add:

Remember that you are married at all and who IS your wife ! :D

Good points ... I agree :D

doctor, i hope we never see a thread called

whoops my wife stabbed me

Dying is NOTHING compared to the duck feast,... :o

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I always stick to the old English proverb "never shit on your own doorstep" or in the case of thailand never get a bar girl within 500k of the my thai

That was a quotatoin from the famous Russian philosopher Kutcherkockov. " Live by the sword ... " :o

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A lovely lady was old Onya 

ay lad, those were the days, they dont make 'em like old onya anymore.

15 roubles for the full monty including a rub down before and after with salted cabbage..... and that thing she used to do with the pickled herring after she put her teeth back in. amazing. aaaaaaaaah.

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ay lad, those were the days, they dont make 'em like old onya anymore.

In days of old,

When knights were bold.

And rubbers weren't invented.

They wrapped a sock,

Around their c##k,

And F###ed away contented.

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After reading what you fellows write om this subject I thought:

thank God for the computer and for internet, 'cause now you're having fun just siting behind your desk, and your partners can have some rest.

But the nature of your thoughts tells me that out there on the street none of you can be trusted.

you just want it all, don't you?

that's why you live in thailand. Or am I wrong?

I'm not passing judgement.

After all it's your life and I don't care. Most women in thailand are probably acostumed to this kind of behaviour.

I'm just trying to learn some more about human male nature.

and if women are just doing the same to you what then? Fooling others is often fooling yourself.

there must be a reason why mixed marriages last so short.

pick up this one and write/think about it.

greetings for everybody

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After reading what you fellows write om this subject I thought:

thank God for the computer and for internet, 'cause now you're having fun just siting behind your desk, and your partners can have some rest.

But the nature of your thoughts tells me that out there on the street none of you can be trusted.

you just want it all, don't you?

that's why you live in thailand. Or am I wrong?

I'm not passing judgement.

After all it's your life and I don't care. Most women in thailand are probably acostumed to this kind of behaviour.

I'm just trying to learn some more about human male nature.

and if women are just doing the same to you what then? Fooling others is often fooling yourself.

there must be a reason why mixed marriages last so short.

pick up this one and write/think about it.

greetings for everybody

Raise the signs ...A PHILOSOPHER AT WORK

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OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is...:D

Sandy~

BG = Bar Girl... :D

BG's do things with guys for money. :D

I'm shocked! You mean, like, there's no Love involved? :o

sure there is, there's "love you LT" or "love you ST".

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OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is...:D

Sandy~

BG = Bar Girl... :D

BG's do things with guys for money. :D

I'm shocked! You mean, like, there's no Love involved? :o

sure there is, there's "love you LT" or "love you ST".

Yep , about 1000 baht between 'em :D

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Anamore:

Ramblings-on are ramblings-on, don't pay too much attention.

It is funny though, how many here seem to think they are anonymous when they post. Anyone posting here frequently can be tracked down before you can say "Alexander"... or "Arthur" for that matter.

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....there must be a reason why mixed marriages last so short.

pick up this one and write/think about it.

greetings for everybody

What is short?

I read here often 7, 11, 17 years a.s.o.

OK, my 'mixed' marriage lasts now for 25 years, only, but than I am young. :o

Do 'un-mixed' marriages last longer?

that's why you live in thailand. Or am I wrong?

You are wrong.

Have a look in here

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=9261&hl=

I was pleasantly surprised.

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What is short?

I read here often 7, 11, 17 years a.s.o.

OK, my 'mixed' marriage lasts now for 25 years, only, but than I am young. 

Do 'un-mixed' marriages last longer?

Wow, good job!! I dont even know if my "bi-racial" relationship even get to marriage. Then again, I'm not in a hurry.

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What is short?

I read here often 7, 11, 17 years a.s.o.

OK, my 'mixed' marriage lasts now for 25 years, only, but than I am young. 

Do 'un-mixed' marriages last longer?

Wow, good job!! I dont even know if my "bi-racial" relationship even get to marriage. Then again, I'm not in a hurry.

And nobody should be.

Surprisingly (maybe), it seems that "bi-racial" marriages in Thailand seem to take less "courting" time than same race marriage in the western world.

And please, do not flame me, I have NO statistics,...

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Back to the initial topic. No offense, but are you sure you are ready to be married? Doesn't sound like it. Why not tell your wife that you want to bang a BG? Or would she get angry? Maybe ask yourself if you would get angry if she banged another guy?

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See here is the thing that would scare me about taking my wife to Thailand and banging a BG. I heard there are actually hospitals in Thailand that specialize in re-attaching penises. If this is the case then I can imagine that infidelity there would be at a minimum. Ok I know that is not the case but is it true that Thai women will trim you in places that don't need it?

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