I got my degree from the Redneck University. We study things like food stamp management (math course), alcohol production and consumption (elective), bondo tech 101, and hurricane survival.

We didn't know what gay was until we got cable tv. The preacher didn't like that.

I undertand that you loved your undergrad days -- the best 25 years of your life.

I hear they stopped traching auto mechanics, though. Said it's not right that you gotta hook them things up to another machine that has a thing like a TV on it. Said it was a commuter or somethin'. Not like the old flathead engine days when mechanics were men and not p*ssies farting around on a TV screen.

OP, you have a mouse and a button on the mouse. If you don't like the flavour of any particular forum, don't go there. There's a couple of big name ex-pat sites I hardly ever visit. That's because they're absolutely full of posters who think that to be a cynic is the cool thing to do. I've got other things to do rather than waste time reading their self-indulgent and narcisistic bunch of sorry tales.

Said it's not right that you gotta hook them things up to another machine that has a thing like a TV on it.

My friend from Kentucky would correct you here and say: 'Tay-Vay' not Tee-Vee. Otherwoz yer post is dang ner perfec.