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I would urge everyone that lives here to hurry to their local temple and pray daily to prevent the DROUGHT/ FLOOD situation, this is becoming very serious here as many farmers and their villages are becoming DRY/ FLOODED and need your help. The government will try to help by PUMPING / SUCKING water in and out where it is needed / not needed!

And, if the farmers cannot grow rice, grow those sticky weeds, or buy a fish, maybe marry a foreigner, I don't know, just don't ask the government for any real sort of help, we have better things to do, like worry about alcohol sold to 5 year olds.

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On it.

Didn't we say the last time:GOOD troll posts are welcomed....

Admire your conviction of drinking all the alcohol that may have been given to 5 year olds........................coffee1.gif

Your imaginary fairies and ghosts are very good at controlling DROUGHT/ FLOOD situations, but no good at all at keeping 5 year olds from drinking. Especially not the 5 year olds who post drunk on TVF.

Cheers.

Excellent thought...

good morning all and welcome to the grazy world of thai visa,,

cant stay got to get to the temple

Fairies AND Ghosts are involved with the rain????

and what would praying in the temple help?

Buddha moves the clouds?

OP you are clearly a troll who knows nothing about Thailand because you failed to mention the winning lottery numbers.

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

I too am an athiest. I find it best to play angry birds whilst taking a dump.

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

thinking for technical/practical solutions to the problem instead of hoping that the invisible friend fix it for you.

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

thinking for technical/practical solutions to the problem instead of hoping that the invisible friend fix it for you.

h90 you are not really into the swing of the rest of the replies - far too practical smile.png

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

thinking for technical/practical solutions to the problem instead of hoping that the invisible friend fix it for you.

h90 you are not really into the swing of the rest of the replies - far too practical smile.png

OK facepalm.gif

I'll sacrifice a bottle (or two) of sacramental wine in front of my shrine while thinking for the helpless poor farmer.

It won't help them, but it is a noble act.

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I would urge everyone to abandon the temples and religion per se and start to use some common sense, build more dams and do a nationwide network of irrigation. Thailand has plenty of water but it seems Hi Speed trains and more temple building is the priority, if the temples were designed as dams it would make more sense but hey ho roll on the stupidity.

PS I have two boreholes i dont give a s**t

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OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

I too am an athiest. I find it best to play angry birds whilst taking a dump.

I would suggest more fibre if its taking that longlaugh.png

Fairies AND Ghosts are involved with the rain????

No Only stupidity, the more fairies /Ghosts the stupider you can become

I would urge everyone to abandon the temples and religion per se and start to use some common sense, build more dams and do a nationwide network of irrigation. Thailand has plenty of water but it seems Hi Speed trains and more temple building is the priority, if the temples were designed as dams it would make more sense but hey ho roll on the stupidity.

PS I have two boreholes i dont give a s**t

How about we place some of these magical statues at the edges of the usually flooded areas. These who stay in departure of the airport, they helped there getting rid of ghosts laugh.png

Don't worry I have just summoned the rains and did a special dance to ensure all is well.biggrin.png

Don't worry I have just summoned the rains and did a special dance to ensure all is well.biggrin.png

oh so it is all your fault the connection to the valve on my side of the govt. meter has gone wink.png . Water everywhere apart from in our tank! sad.png

Don't worry I have just summoned the rains and did a special dance to ensure all is well.biggrin.png

oh so it is all your fault the connection to the valve on my side of the govt. meter has gone wink.png . Water everywhere apart from in our tank! sad.png

yes he the witcher is wrong...burn him....burn him....

OP what does one do if they are athiest ?

thinking for technical/practical solutions to the problem instead of hoping that the invisible friend fix it for you.

h90 you are not really into the swing of the rest of the replies - far too practical smile.png

OK facepalm.gif

I'll sacrifice a bottle (or two) of sacramental wine in front of my shrine while thinking for the helpless poor farmer.

It won't help them, but it is a noble act.

burp.gif

I'll help the poor farmer out by giving his daughter 1,000bht.

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Don't worry I have just summoned the rains and did a special dance to ensure all is well.biggrin.png

I for one would like to see that dance...post up the video plsbiggrin.png

Sounds like a Bible-thumper relocated to Thailand. Prayer directly affects living beings, mother nature and science. Yep! Reminder to Op: Buddhists have no imaginary deity to pray to that does miracles if you pray hard enough. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition as the Dixie Chicks song goes....yee-haw! Keep on praying to your imaginary friend Op, as you'll surely change the world for the better that way for sure.

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Sounds like a Bible-thumper relocated to Thailand. Prayer directly affects living beings, mother nature and science. Yep! Reminder to Op: Buddhists have no imaginary deity to pray to that does miracles if you pray hard enough. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition as the Dixie Chicks song goes....yee-haw! Keep on praying to your imaginary friend Op, as you'll surely change the world for the better that way for sure.

No Buddhists do the same.....Most probably not exactly the original teaching but they do.....

Praying every day at the shrine for finding a rich husband and similar is VERY common.

Sounds like a Bible-thumper relocated to Thailand. Prayer directly affects living beings, mother nature and science. Yep! Reminder to Op: Buddhists have no imaginary deity to pray to that does miracles if you pray hard enough. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition as the Dixie Chicks song goes....yee-haw! Keep on praying to your imaginary friend Op, as you'll surely change the world for the better that way for sure.

No Buddhists do the same.....Most probably not exactly the original teaching but they do.....

Praying every day at the shrine for finding a rich husband and similar is VERY common.

Yes similarly praying (asking, hoping, wishing) for things, but not praying to a "god" to grant and make prayers wishes happen. Buddhists do not pray "to Buddha" as a deity.

Sounds like a Bible-thumper relocated to Thailand. Prayer directly affects living beings, mother nature and science. Yep! Reminder to Op: Buddhists have no imaginary deity to pray to that does miracles if you pray hard enough. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition as the Dixie Chicks song goes....yee-haw! Keep on praying to your imaginary friend Op, as you'll surely change the world for the better that way for sure.

No Buddhists do the same.....Most probably not exactly the original teaching but they do.....

Praying every day at the shrine for finding a rich husband and similar is VERY common.

Yes similarly praying (asking, hoping, wishing) for things, but not praying to a "god" to grant and make prayers wishes happen. Buddhists do not pray "to Buddha" as a deity.

I do not know if they pray "to Buddha", but they definitely pray to several dead monks. One monk is good for getting a baby, one is good for getting lucky with money, etc etc.. And they direct ask them for help. Not unlike the holy person in Roman Catholic.

My Buddhist wife always tells that is very unbuddhist.

And that does not even include the big business with talisman which are good for several different things...holding the talisman and praying for getting rich is one stupid aspect the Christians don't have (or at least it didn't come to my attention yet).

yes finding the virgins is a bit tough. But it doesn't say that the virgins shouldn't be ugly and obese. I think McDonalds and KFC is doing a great job keeping some of the girls virgin.

How about sacrificing a few fat farangs then once they have bought the MacMansion and pick up ?

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