kannot Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 1000 bullets.....or is it a trick question and you need 1000 studs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 i am thinking about tieing a uk friend to the tree his beerie farts drive everyone out of the house youll need a cigarette lighter to get the best result, then you can have a barbecue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb17 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Become reincarnated as a bird- and join them. ( hopefully some crazy foreigner won't blast you out of existence) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Get a remote controlled cat, or put cat food near the tree hoping they will spay the tree that works with pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefseph Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) Counting sheep in known to work for some people...perhaps you could count the birds....Oh sorry....I see you've done that already. (555).I have not seen any sheep in Thailand either. Then you haven't been to Ratchaburi. Plenty of sheep there. Apart from that, is the OP sure they are birds? I mean usually birds are quiet at night. I agree. Most probably cicadas. Edited September 14, 2015 by chefseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawrenceChee Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Burn the tree down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Short of constant noise makers, lots of imported cats, or a lot of rounds from a scatter gun which you are not allowed to have, the only other recourse is to get rid of the tree. Head down to walking street in Pattaya. There is that big old tree that has been there before Pattaya was on the map. Darn thing is loaded with birds and they seem to chirp all night long right in the middle of all that walking street ruckus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Phone immigration. And if any of the birds have migrated from abroad, don`t have a visa to lay claim to that tree, have the whole lot deported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Counting sheep in known to work for some people...perhaps you could count the birds....Oh sorry....I see you've done that already. (555).I have not seen any sheep in Thailand either. Then you haven't been to Ratchaburi. Plenty of sheep there. Apart from that, is the OP sure they are birds? I mean usually birds are quiet at night. I agree. Most probably cicadas. They're silenced quite easily. These on wind-driven fishing line might help if it's all night: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 you chain your cat to the tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Thing Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 If you can isolate the birds that sound like The Rolling Stones, please send them to a tree near us. Can they do requests? 'Pleased to meet choo, hope you guess my name. Tweet, tweeet, tweet, tweeet'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbug Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 just enjoy the beauty of nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Commit suicide [emoji39] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailspin Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 dress up in a cat costume and stand at base of tree meowing or go over and ask the birds if they do requests....most birds are reasonable and should be able to belt out Moon river or if you are lucky that whistling tune from the Bridge on the River Kwai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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