>Subject: Fw: Boyfriend vs. Husband-Advice from IT Department>>>>INSTALLING HUSBAND>

Dear Tech Support,>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a>distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the >flower and>jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.>>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable>programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no >longer>runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running>Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no a vail.>>What can I do?>Signed,>Desperate>

----------------------------------------------------------------->Dear Desperate:>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while >Husband>1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You>Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install >the>Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 >should>then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.>>But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to>default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a >very>bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.>>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the>background that will eventually seize control of all your system >resources).>>Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are>unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.>>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited >memory>and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying>additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food >3.0 and Hot>Lingerie 7.7.>>Good Luck,>)>>>

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Subject: Fw: Boyfriend vs. Husband-Advice from IT Department

INSTALLING HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, )

Most excellent!!!

Just a tip.

Get rid of the > >>>>>

& create some paragraphs and your post would be readable.

Suggest you buy some specs

Subject: Fw: Boyfriend vs. Husband-Advice from IT Department

INSTALLING HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, )

I'm grateful you had the time to do what of course I should have done to begin with;

But I'm recovering from major surgery and am cutting corners for a week or so

Best wishes

Either way...it's bleeding hilarious