ozyjon Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Why are you laughing,,,,, stop that. My now ex-brother in law, a highly educated individual of a private school in Sydney, Australia once asked my sister if she could cut the nails of his foot fingers (toes) my sister and i looked at each other as we had never heard this phrase, they have since divorced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlaw666 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 My wife likes to eat muslims = mushrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauleddy Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Foot fingers occurs in other places. The Spanish say Dedos de Pie (Fingers of the foot). There is no other universal word for Toes in Spanish, AFAIK (lived there 8 years and remain passably fluent, just!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 What your my name? Was asked once ' How is your name'? Couldn't resist answering My name is fine, how is yours' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 "My brother broke four thumbs". (He had broken four toes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipercatcher Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 My Thai wife, after attending 'Engrish' classes in Australia, kept referring to 'carrion'! Took me a wee while to figure out she men't in fact, 'Korean'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpb1963 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Here's one my wife came up with once I go buy shit or something sounding like that Translated I go buy cheese It makes as much sense as her screaming U Turn on motorway, don't worry about the concrete divider She had given the wrong directions LMFFO.... I love it when I am driving and she's navigating - she waves her hand at the intersection as we go sailing past....followed up with: "Samee what you do.....??" Posted earlier but all my mates are "she.." Every woman in the village is a "sister..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 CharlieH, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:24, said: Guitar God, on 09 Oct 2015 - 21:14, said: Put in barbecue=cremate. Pack home = put restaurant leftovers in a "doggy" bag Want chii= need to pee Take out- unzip my dress Make activity= have sex 3rd one isnt "pee", its the other.. That's number 2. I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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