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Alcatraz, Tariffs, and a Third Term. 100 Days, Zero Deals, and the Circus of Delusion.
So, guess who’s gone full Bond villain this week? Your president, himself, just announced he’s reopening Alcatraz. Yeah, the prison. Apparently Rikers wasn’t dystopian enough, so he’s bringing back a rock in the middle of shark-infested waters to chuck felons into, like it’s 1934 and America’s one bad day from becoming a Batman reboot. I swear, if he starts shipping in uniforms from Spirit Halloween, I’m out. One of his fans told me it’s “about restoring order.” Bruv, you can’t restore order with a prison that closed when my nan still thought Elvis was fit. Meanwhile, he’s out here blaming Biden for the economy like a lad who burnt down his own shed and then pointed at his neighbour’s cat. “Biden’s wrecked it!” he cries, while quietly begging China to come ‘round for tea and trade talks. It’s like torching your ex’s house and then sending her a LinkedIn message asking if she wants to collaborate on a startup. You slapped down tariffs bigger than your own ego, mate, and now you’re surprised no one’s bringing soybeans to the party? And trade deals? Don’t even go there. First 100 days and not a single deal signed. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilcho. The only thing he’s traded is truth for merch sales. One of his lads told me, “He’s playing the long game.” Yeah, so long it loops back round to 2018 where we pretend tariffs work like friendship bracelets. Name me one deal, go on. I’ll wait. I’ll be over here watching paint dry and it’ll have a better G7 strategy than your leader. But what’s he doing instead of leading? He’s floating the idea of a third term. Third! Like he’s flipping burgers and just fancies one more shift. You tell his fans this and they say, “It’s only talk.” Yeah, so was Brexit. So was NFTs. Next thing you know, he’s having himself knighted in the Rose Garden and declaring “King Day” where everyone’s forced to pledge allegiance to a cardboard cutout of him riding a bald eagle. And while he’s begging China for trade talks with one hand, he’s trying to throttle immigration with the other. Mass deportations, wartime powers, emergency this and emergency that. Mate’s running the country like it’s a superhero crossover and he’s the final boss. Said he wants to round up “the worst of the worst” and send ‘em packing, but all I’ve seen so far is families split, asylum seekers jailed, and a bunch of budget ICE officers confusing South America with IKEA locations. Of course, his fans think this is all genius. “He’s protecting us,” they say, while failing to notice the economy’s nosediving like a budget Ryanair flight. The man’s selling digital trading cards of himself dressed as Superman while the dollar wheezes like a 90-year-old asthmatic. At this rate, the only thing he’s protecting is his right to pretend he’s still president while charging $29.99 for a signed bible made in China. And don’t you love how every new scandal just slides right off? Felony charges? Doesn’t matter. Screwing the economy? Who cares. It’s all “fake news” or “deep state,” innit. Meanwhile, he’s signing bills with crayons and declaring economic warfare on films with subtitles. I asked one lad why Trump is doing nothing and he goes, “He’s building suspense.” What, like a Netflix drama? Bruv, this ain’t Stranger Things. It’s just strange. So yeah, America’s not under siege from immigrants or globalists or some lizard pedo cabal. It’s under siege from absolute loons who think Alcatraz is the future of justice, that zero trade deals is 5D strategy, and that begging China for a chat while deporting half the continent is “alpha energy.” At this point, the only thing getting deported is logic. -
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Recommendations for new TV
TCL and HiSense are big brands. Certainly no longer 'no name' TVs. The issue is the price point. There's only so much you can expect. -
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Report American Tourist Held in Phuket for ADHD Drug Possession
Same for me, never had any negative interactions with officials or police, but it comes with certain attitudes and specific areas where there is more common to find such substances. At koh Phangan they waved me and wife through traffic stops looking for drugs, and also piss tests at night clubs/bars at other places. Quite common at Koh Tao when I lived there. They useally know where to look and who -
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Is OnlyFans the way to go?
What if I were? Do you miss female companionship? Is it the cackling that drives them away? -
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Type O marriage visa from 30 day extension on visa exempt? Plus, what is the process?
I always do it 30-days in advance - probably due to experience with more troublesome-type extensions in the past (marriage-based), where they may ask for unexpected things. No days are lost doing it early - but no penalty up to the last day, if you have everything they want.
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