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Biker begs for life after Khao Yai elephants corner him (VIDEO)

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He waied the elephants to show his respect!?

You couldn't make this sh1t up...at least I couldn't!

How many lotto tickets in the next draw will be based on his number plate?

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Elephants are not stupid , the can think, this guy just did not realize what was going on , his mind was probably elsewhere,

Why on earth would he try to pass them? These are wild animals. That he stops to wai them shows you the level of his intelligence. Like most people here, he is living in a cartoon world.

David Attenborough, eat your heart out, we have a wildlife expert in our mists.

Please tell me how I should handle it, if I was ever caught in a situation like that?

he may have taken out the noise dampner in his motorbike like so many other morons

In all honesty, I would have shat my pants...............

the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

if I were him I would certainly do that.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

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the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

Eh?

One very stupid but very lucky motor bike rider.

Why stupid ? he was on the road, bikes drive on the road. I don't suppose he was trying to annoy them.

Sorry bitch, we don't do mercy.

Made my day. Love it. These beautiful animals are so smart.coffee1.gif

the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

Eh?

Your comment is too simple. Timmy's post is merely a mountain of elephant dung.

"...one human life worth more than any number of elephants." ?????

Having been charged at by a wild bull elephant while on my motorbike, I can admit that it is a blood-draining experience and the only thought one possesses at the time is 'Blimey! He can't half run fast'.

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the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

if I were him I would certainly do that.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

Yeah, right. Like they are just going to stand there, wait for you to find a rag, then open your gas tank to soak it, then light it.

Some village is definitely missing an idiot.

He waied the elephants to show his respect!?

You couldn't make this sh1t up...at least I couldn't!

Well, it worked.

I wonder if wai'ing also works against sharks or tigers?

Yes it does, at least until they get their teeth into you

I am no wildlife expert, but if you watch the events in the video closely, you will see that most of the elephants have their tails up and one is peeing, which appears to be marking territory.

This seems to be territorial and the elephants are treating the motorcyclist as an intruder. The man done all the right things, head down, arms slightly extended and keeping as still as possible to try and convince the elephants that he`s not a threat.

If that had been me, I would probably had passed out with fright or been petrified on the spot.

I found the picture to be pretty pathetic, this wai thing is so ingrained it is done without thinking,they would offer a wai to a falling mortar shell.

In a National Park, animals have right of way. He should have known that and stayed back until they moved off the road. Just the same the only damage is to his pocket as he will no doubt need new underwear. Otherwise he is a very lucky man

Edited by gandalf12

I am no wildlife expert, but if you watch the events in the video closely, you will see that most of the elephants have their tails up and one is peeing, which appears to be marking territory.

This seems to be territorial and the elephants are treating the motorcyclist as an intruder. The man done all the right things, head down, arms slightly extended and keeping as still as possible to try and convince the elephants that he`s not a threat.

If that had been me, I would probably had passed out with fright or been petrified on the spot.

He could have tried speaking to them ''Okay boys,you have had a bad day, i am having a bad day, let's start all over, you piss off before i get really angry''.

the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

if I were him I would certainly do that.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

Yeah, right. Like they are just going to stand there, wait for you to find a rag, then open your gas tank to soak it, then light it.

Some village is definitely missing an idiot.

truly scared person can do this in less than a minute. there are many examples that the adrenaline rush speeds up metabolism, thinking and moving

PS avatars of Just1Voice and Ratcatcher truly shows that they belong to those animal-crazed lefties :)They associate themselves with animals like PETA left-liberal fundamentalists..

very well known psychiatric phenomenon

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Thank Buddha he was wearing his brown underpants that day :)

truly scared person can do this in less than a minute. there are many examples that the adrenaline rush speeds up metabolism, thinking and moving

Get real.

Why did coconuts count 4 elephants? gigglem.gif

It's as high as they can count.

Anything more than that is judged to be "many".

truly scared person can do this in less than a minute. there are many examples that the adrenaline rush speeds up metabolism, thinking and moving

Get real.

these are all your arguments?

lol

these are all your arguments?

lol

Yes.

Can someone please call the village?

these are all your arguments?

lol

Yes.

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Timmy? Timmy Mallett more like.

Timmy? Timmy Mallett more like.

I love to argue with British

the best solution would be take some gasoline from his motorbike, soak the cloth with it, burn it (if he has a lighter) and throw in the eyes of an elephant. all wild animals afraid of fire.

one human life worth more than any number of elephants

Eh?

Is this the first time you've encountered a TimmyT post?

Is this the first time you've encountered a TimmyT post?

Unfortunately, yes. Still, there's always the block button. Very handy on occasion.

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