NoshowJones Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 When I first met my wife, the first thing I said to her was "your beautiful". What about you? and tell the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaangNoi Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "How much for short time?" It was too much, cheaper just to marry her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "Hi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgjackson69 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "Hello sexy lady" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Carlsberg quad lek sam krap. She thought this was funny as, apart from the bad Thai, she was behind the reception desk of a hotel at the time. And there were only two of us checking in......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "you'll do" ! (but not out loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stander Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "How was school today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 2 chillis only please ( she sold somtam at the time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back. I bet she can though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I would go for something she might hopefully find funny…."can I be your sick buffalo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I'm Pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Come on possum admit it, the first thing you said was," My name's John Jones, you may have heard of my famous brother, George Jones''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagefarang Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 After 18 years I can’t seem to remember but I do know it wasn’t anything to do with her looks. I learned long ago not to tell beautiful women what they already know and hear far too often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinot Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 In my Brooklyn wiseguy voice, "How you doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back. Big bouquet of roses no doubt and whispered sweet nothings in her ear. If you cannot remember your showing your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singhajon Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Get your purse shortie you've pulled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAFO Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 "Khor Thot Krub" in Thai. I will never forget it. I met my now wife after I accidentally knock her plate of food out of her hand as she turned to go sit down. She said "Its Ok" in English. I was expecting "Mai Pen Rai" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidieunimaitre Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 First met her on internet. ME: where are you from? SHE: I am from my room (meaning: I am not in an internet café) Love at first sight euh first chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) said............"Hey!!! Nice Legs....what time they open?" guess what country I came from ! Edited November 8, 2015 by slipperylobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Excuse me have your team finished September's P and L report? ( And who said the art of romance was dead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I serious you, what you me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Actually it was HI , but then asked if she knew where i could buy copy dvds , I had been in BKK a long time and knew where , but i just pretended i didnt so i could start a conversation . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM07 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 "No...I am not a handsome man!" ( seriously!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagefarang Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I still can't remember but I am certain it was in Thai and not English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brit_Doggie Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 No I wont buy you a drink!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 "Hi" Is that all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 "Hello sexy lady" What did she say back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 "you'll do" ! (but not out loud) and she said to you "you will also do". who spoke first next and what was said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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