Eddy B Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Yesterday my wife decided yet again to move the bed, wardrobes and other furniture around the bedroom. She usually just attacks the kitchen and living room with such passion. Well last I did not sleep well as I knew the moment I wanted to use the toilet I would be buggered. Turned out I was correct. I woke-up semi asleep and nearly pissed myself plus stubbed my foot as I was totally lost in the dark in my own damn bedroom. Luckily, before I pissed myself I did manage to find the damn bathroom but it was a close call. Do any of you gents have a wife who has these whims to just completely alter rooms?? I pride myself on my ability to navigate myself half awake to the toilet but last night really buggered up my compass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I think you should divorce her pronto as she sounds like a complete crank.I cant imagine the stress you must be under living with her mad traits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Get her a garden full of her favorite flowers/maybe veggies/orchids....It's a constant and ongoing project for her..... My wife is constantly tending to her flowers → loves it....keeps her busy & happy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboybkk Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 No, also, how can you wife move the kitchen around? Are your cabinets not fixed properly? Also, yo move beds & wardrobes she must be pretty strong. Are you sure she is a 'she'? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Do you normally go to bed in the mind that you might piss yourself? How strange, though fully understand if you're like 95. On the wife, perhaps she's counting on you breaking your neck on your regular sojourns to the toilet. I suggest divorce. [emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Moving furniture around became an obsession with my girlfriend that almost drove me insane. Very easy to resolve, I threw out most of the furniture, joined an online dating site and found myself a new girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buji Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 My wife does the same & she is not a slave like some Aus & Eng Thai wifes I've met, she's an independent, so I adapt weekly. I like a functional home & she likes a organized pretty home. In the end, my office is off limits except what I put in the trash bins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 My wife does the same & she is not a slave like some Aus & Eng Thai wifes I've met, she's an independent, so I adapt weekly. I like a functional home & she likes a organized pretty home. In the end, my office is off limits except what I put in the trash bins. * I like it that you make her take your trash out good lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Not forgetting a lot of Thais are big believers in feng shui. Best just to let it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Never had that problem ever....but one TGF had a very annoying habit of the moment i got up off the couch to do something she would take the tv remote and turn it over to a thai channel. When i came home to AU she came out about a year later on a working holiday, tv was no more of a problem, but since she had to cook if she wanted Thai food my large refrigerator seemed always full of plastic bags when i looked inside, and when it came to preparing food...i have a 3 meter long island bench with a sink in the centre, she took up that entire bench. I live in a 260 sq meter house and it felt like i was back in my 40 sq meter apartment in BKK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Are you blind by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Do you normally go to bed in the mind that you might piss yourself? How strange, though fully understand if you're like 95. On the wife, perhaps she's counting on you breaking your neck on your regular sojourns to the toilet. I suggest divorce. [emoji6] this is not something that would affect someone under the age of 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Sorry, mate, did she move the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brit_Doggie Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Luckily for me I do not have the same issue with the bathroom antics, I buy fixtures and fittings and suddenly they disappear, one day I swear ima go visits the wife's sons and claim it all back I swear. As for clothes well I got more than enough but always at a loss as to where to find clean gear as it all waiting to be washed, where as her bless her she thinks I don't spot the new dress/shoes/underwear etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 torch? night light? empty beer bottle and a funnel by the bed? Actually, Im quite envious. It's a job trying to get Mrs Nik just to <deleted> tidy up once in a while, let alone re arrange things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 For the OP, next time, just take a piss in the wardrobe or a dump in the nightstand. She'll get the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooPoopedToPop Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 For the OP, next time, just take a piss in the wardrobe or a dump in the nightstand. She'll get the message. Or use a pot de chambre, a piss pot, a potty, or a thunder pot. No need to make that trip to the bathroom when you're half asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Next time, Take a piss in one of the wardrobes.... She'll stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiSuk Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Is she nineteen or less? I wouldn't ask, but TIT! Teenagers of all nationalities like to switch stuff regularly. I don't think it's a Thai-specific trait in adult life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkpanther99 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 My wife doesn't do this - why would she? She's one of those loaded tri-lingual half Thai/half Chinese hi-so types, basically the same as every other Thai Visa member is married to. However, on the two occasions the mother in law has stayed at our house, within a few hours of arriving she has set about rearranging the living room. She was house sitting for us when we went to UK last year and when we returned it was like walking into someone elses house. What's that all about? Just put it down as item #354640340574045445343 of things I dont understand about Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucegoniners Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Must be a Thai thing. My wife has moved quite a few things around the house. Sometimes I don't mind. The last time she wanted to move the sofa into the other room. I lost it on her. Told her next time she decides to move ANYTHING to consult me first. I suggest you do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamRich Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 That's a real thing. Obsessive/compulsive. My exgirlfriend in the states said her mom would always do the same thing. You should get her some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjoo888 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 My wife is always moving the furniture around. I could care less as long as she keeps the sofa in front of the TV and the air conditioner. It beats the heck out of buying new furniture too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frimu Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Our condo neighbours like to do it. My girlfriend, fortunately, does not. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORRISGOODENUF Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 My wife likes to be kept busy tending her lovers, that is when not sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamgeorgeallen Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 young thai girl I know shacked up with an older French guy in his expensive house. we were around there one day and she was getting us to move the big pot plants around for no reason. only reason I could think of was she was claiming her stake on the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nithisa78 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Give thanks and get over it. Small price to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjunadawn Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Nesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jing Joe Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Give thanks and get over it. Small price to pay. Agree with nithisa78 If this is the worst you have to put up with, you're doing ok. Have you asked her what things about you get up her nose? My wife has often changed the bedroom furniture. Count your blessing by looking at her good attributes. e.g. creative? Too easy to look for the bad. Too easy to see the speck in her eye and not the log in your own. Disagree with the "D" word suggested by some. What will the next one have/do that gets up your nose? From the frying pan into the fire? Just thinking. P.S. Maybe you need a strategically placed automatic night light to find the hong naam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Try a night-light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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