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Whats your favorite season?

Do you like music? if so what kind?

Whats your favorite thing to do?

Last thing you bought?

Last person you argued with?

Do you put butter before putting the peanut butter on?

One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?

Did you ever own a Barenaked Ladies Cd?

Favorite day of the week?

Favorite Sundae topping?

Do you play a musical instrument?

Most frequent song played?

T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?

Date someone older or younger?

One place you could travel right now?

Do you use umbrellas?

If you dont know the words to a song do you improvise?

Favorite Potato Chips?

Favourite cheese?

Movies or TV?

Do you find these questions funny?

Define a really funny question?

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?

What's your favorite midnight snack?

Do you eat junk food everyday?

What is the one, single food that you would never give up?

What is your weirdest "quirk"?

Whats your favorite movie?

What was your favorite toy as a kid?

Whats your favorite food?

Do you like school?

What do you think is the most useless class in high school?

Whats your favorite day of the year?

Do you like soda or pop?

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?

Pen or pencil?

Have you ever gambled at a casino?

Have you thrown up in a car?

Do you scream on roller coasters?

Whats your most missed memory?

When did you go to your first funeral?

Where did you go on your first airplane ride?

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

You missed "fold or scrunch"?

But otherwise a very comprehensive list of questions to use at speed dating.

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Grow up. You can't dictate to everyone.

Funny, you're telling me to grow up.

You know perfectly well nobody would be able to post question suggestions like yours, even if they wanted to.

If this kind of garbage troll posting continues, I'm getting close to asking this thread to be closed and declaring the 10 questions for the 5 Finalists idea an EPIC FAIL.

I would be disappointed but not very surprised.

Perhaps a wiser person would opt to let the questions/suggestions accumulate and make one's private decisions at the conclusion of the process, rather than making judgements and decisions on the appropriateness of every suggestion as they occur.

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Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

Posted

Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

It was a non starter.

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Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

OK, I'll give you one:

Potential POTY, do you consider yourself a balanced contributor to this forum? In particular, do you feel that you offer opinions and respond to those with differing opinions in a well mannered and responsible fashion? Do you feel you give fair and balanced critique, and at the same time respond positively to critique of your posts/opinions? Give us reference to examples of the posts if you feel you meet the above criteria. Or if you feel you don't meet the above criteria, (or don't want to meet the above criteria), explain why you feel you don't, or don't want to.

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Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

It was a non starter.

Actually, I think it was a starter. But some posters have a way of making the wheels fall off their own threads while in motion.

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Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

OK, I'll give you one:

Potential POTY, do you consider yourself a balanced contributor to this forum? In particular, do you feel that you offer opinions and respond to those with differing opinions in a well mannered and responsible fashion? Do you feel you give fair and balanced critique, and at the same time respond positively to critique of your posts/opinions? Give us reference to examples of the posts if you feel you meet the above criteria. Or if you feel you don't meet the above criteria, (or don't want to meet the above criteria), explain why you feel you don't, or don't want to.

That one is the opposite of silly. So serious! Wow. Like a job interview for something you really want. Makes my brain hurt.

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Does anybody really give a rats axxe what you, with your constant self promotion, incessant drivel and childish devotion all things thai visa think.

its just another of the many silly thai based forums where the bored, the friendless, the lonely and the strange can post their meaningless drivel, day after day, time after time ad infinitum.

its not even a real place.

for gods sake man.

get yourself a real existence.

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Perhaps. But some are such obvious fails, there is no point in just not saying so right away. I still think the response here has been very weak so far. So at this point, not looking good for a go ahead.

OK, I'll give you one:

Potential POTY, do you consider yourself a balanced contributor to this forum? In particular, do you feel that you offer opinions and respond to those with differing opinions in a well mannered and responsible fashion? Do you feel you give fair and balanced critique, and at the same time respond positively to critique of your posts/opinions? Give us reference to examples of the posts if you feel you meet the above criteria. Or if you feel you don't meet the above criteria, (or don't want to meet the above criteria), explain why you feel you don't, or don't want to.

That one is the opposite of silly. So serious! Wow. Like a job interview for something you really want. Makes my brain hurt.

OK, I'll try again:

POTY: The two most important things I want to know are "Do you fold or Scrunch?" and "do you use a bum gun from the front or the rear?"

If my first suggestion made your brain hurt, I seriously hope this suggestion doesn't end with twisted knickers. blink.png

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Does anybody really give a rats axxe what you, with your constant self promotion, incessant drivel and childish devotion all things thai visa think.

its just another of the many silly thai based forums where the bored, the friendless, the lonely and the strange can post their meaningless drivel, day after day, time after time ad infinitum.

its not even a real place.

for gods sake man.

get yourself a real existence.

Noted.
Posted (edited)

3 or 4 more germs of suggestions and I just might be able to cobble together a list.

So ... some more question suggestions please.

Hint ... Thailand related a plus.

So it still might happen. But that doesn't mean any of the finalists will actually answer them. Oh well!

Edited by Jingthing
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1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?

5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11. Did Adam and Eve have navels?

12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets?

18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?

19. How long is a piece of string?

20. What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?

21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing?

22. At a movie theatre You are asked, “ Hey, what are you doing here?”

23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?

32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?

34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

40. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?


42. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?

43. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

44. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

45. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

46. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

47. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

48. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

49. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

50.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

51.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

52. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

53. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

54. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

55. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

56. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

57. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

58. Why get even, when you can get odd?

59. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

60. Why is a boxing ring square?

61. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

62. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

63. Why is clear considered a color?

64. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

65. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

66. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

67. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

68. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? <

69. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

70. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

71. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

72. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

73. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

74. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

75. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

76. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

77. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

78. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

79. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

80. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

81. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

82. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

84. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

85. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

86. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

87. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries?

88. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

89. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

90. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 91. If I save time, when do I get it back?

92. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

93. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

94. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

95. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

96. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?

97. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

98. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

99. Why do they make scented toilet paper?

100. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

Posted (edited)

WOW, Don Mega, you're on a roll.

So few candidates, so many questions.

We, as a group are clueless about what questions to ask, and your list is almost endless.

Kudos - wai.gif

I want to know why the gap between question 41 and 42?

Also, does lipstick on a Pig actually work?

EDIT:-

Maybe best to ask pigeonjake that question.

Edited by Supaluke
Posted (edited)

Copy and paste. Look Ma!

More sincere and original suggestions please. Still have days for this to cook.

Edited by Jingthing
Posted

I'm stuck in a upcountry gas station bogs with a bad case of the Eartha Kitts. There's no water or tissue, I've already used my underwear, I'm not wearing any socks and it's still a bit "messy" down below. I left my phone in my car which in retrospect wasn't the best idea I've ever had. What should I do?

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I'm stuck in a upcountry gas station bogs with a bad case of the Eartha Kitts. There's no water or tissue, I've already used my underwear, I'm not wearing any socks and it's still a bit "messy" down below. I left my phone in my car which in retrospect wasn't the best idea I've ever had. What should I do?

You need to leaf your problems behind.

Posted

Where do babies come from?

Please include photos of the storks living on your balcony....cute ones where your cat is posing selfie style for extra points.

Posted

Question

Given there are about 3000 - 4000+ members and guests combined at any one time on TV, how would you contextualize this event in the broader significance of TV readership?

Posted

*******UPDATE**********

I just WON POTD AND POTC......Decade and Century!!!!!!

now trying to win POTU....Poster of the Universe!!!!!!!

I was crowned a world champion poster back in 1934.

no autographs, thanks...

Posted

Question:

Charisma, volume, pure erudition or something else. Which of these qualities separates the ideal POTY from yourself?

Posted

Question:

Personal points of view, as we age, can typify us. Given the Thai context, how has you pov sculpted your career on TV 2015? Could you comment more broadly on your brethren in the TV church?

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I am not sure how this voting system works but I think the best way to judge is to factor in LIKES . If someone posts 4000 times in a year and only receives 2000 LIKES it shows that most of his posts are just one liners or posts that don't really add to the subject. Now if a poster has 200 posts and 500 likes then I would say that they posted things that got attention and inspired people to comment and added to the subject. These are the sort of people who matter most. In addition, people who assist others on medical and engineering matters are important and should be considered before anyone who just takes up space and bandwidth.

My question; Do you believe that you have truly helped others on this site or created thoughtful discussions on important matters or events ?

Which one of your posts reflect the real you and why ?

Posted

I am not sure how this voting system works but I think the best way to judge is to factor in LIKES . If someone posts 4000 times in a year and only receives 2000 LIKES it shows that most of his posts are just one liners or posts that don't really add to the subject. Now if a poster has 200 posts and 500 likes then I would say that they posted things that got attention and inspired people to comment and added to the subject. These are the sort of people who matter most. In addition, people who assist others on medical and engineering matters are important and should be considered before anyone who just takes up space and bandwidth.

My question; Do you believe that you have truly helped others on this site or created thoughtful discussions on important matters or events ?

Which one of your posts reflect the real you and why ?

Topic..."Word Association"....many folk including me post a lot there. Very few likes given cos it is a fun time filler, so your theory don't work...

Poty topic.....Add up the "likes" there given to prospective winners comments....whistling.gif

I understand your thoughts and you are correct in some respects .... perhaps a better idea might be to take someone's 10 most liked posts and use them in figuring out the contest. This way the number of posts don't really make much of a difference but the number of likes still matter. There should however also be a minimum number of posts per year to be even considered as a potential winner. Just an idea :)

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