Padkapow Guy Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Chinese couple get married -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?" "I want number 69" she replies. "You want beef with broccoli?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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