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3 dogs down at the vets.

What are you here for?

Well, I'm for the chop said the first dog. I shat all over the lady's new lounge carpet and chewed up her silk curtains.

Oh dear said the other 2 dogs. How about you.

Me too said the second dog. I bit the postman and pissed on all the mail.

Oh dear and what did you do, the other dogs asked the third.

Well the lady of the house was bending over to put the washing in the washing machine, and I couldn't resist it, so I took her from behind.

Oh dear so you'll be for the chop too then...

No I'm just here to get my nails clipped.

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