Women Should Not Be Allowed To Drive

[Boon Mee]

WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE

Driving to the office this morning on the Freeway

I looked over to my left and there was a woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 85 mph with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her

eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I

looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me

so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked

the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked

my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee

between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the ###### phone, soaked my trousers,and disconnected

an important call.

Women should not be allowed to drive!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE

Driving to the office this morning on the Freeway

I looked over to my left and there was a woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 85 mph with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her

eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I

looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me

so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked

the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked

my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee

between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the ###### phone, soaked my trousers,and disconnected

an important call.

Women should not be allowed to drive!

I agree ... it is downright dangerous