with valves that...........

never really closed

allowing fluids to

swish about like

swish about like

free flowing sick

with valves that...........

...made in Thailand

with valves that...........

...made in Thailand

only the best

Khlong Toey gooey

Khlong Toey gooey

not like honey

more like money

hard,chunky,heavy

hard,chunky,heavy

handed harry boy

Meanwhile in Paris

Meanwhile in Paris

atomic bomb explodes

near Metro station

near Metro station

hooray cheer belgians

Stella for everyone

was loudly spoken

the beer flowed

the beer flowed

for fourteen years

now I'm fat

now I'm fat

said your avartar

please help me

far from possible

far from possible

wire your jaw

no reason for

no reason for

me im skinny

not too bad

not too bad

that candy floss

gets stuck in

my elephant-like ears