and a dike

and a dike

swallowing his spike...

taking a hike

taking a hike

riding t'local bike

taking a hike

riding t'local bike

in first gear

unable to shift

unable to shift

into top gear

whilst sitting on

his tool, tucked

his tool, tucked

in a thong

which was painful

in a string

in a string

Of White Pearls

cast around his

cast around his

scrawny skinny neck

slipped to waistline

whitch was expanding

and scrawny ankles

out of proportion

out of proportion

with everything else

now she's older

now she's older

but not wiser

though somewhat uglier

Edited November 8, 200718 yr by chiliwasabi

but certainly uglier

than my wife

now she's 30+

now she's 30+

and fulla pus ........

not yet squeezed

waiting for mother

and grandmother too

pop her clogs