better to be

safe than sorry

always wear a

a womens slip

under your vest

under my belt

hiding their moggin

innocenter about "moggins"

being a cat

with three legs

skippy, lucky, hoppy

were the kittens

with three leggies

. Meanwhile, Big Bertha

had her own

bathroom because her

body odour overpowered

Slack Max, her

impotent boyfriend who's

piles caused him

Grapes of Wrath

and anusol ointment

a sensitive push

is appreciated by

all those affected

during the massage

of grape stomping

bringing tears to

a crying midget

wishing he was