Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position

on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview

looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,

huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.

Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,

"To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be

able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities

such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and

Withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice

any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye

in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The

Detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her face

for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice

anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you

hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!

Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and

said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the

photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,

"All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about

this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began

looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the

blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio

says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one

eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

Excellent, true 'blonde' logic!

ROFLMAO

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position

on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview

looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,

huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.

Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,

"To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be

able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities

such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and

Withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice

any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye

in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The

Detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her face

for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice

anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you

hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!

Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and

said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the

photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,

"All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about

this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began

looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the

blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio

says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one

eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

nice one!!