Have The Thais Tried This ?

[eric1000]

Restaurant fined over plan to serve food on half-naked women

A restaurant in China has been fined for offering to serve sushi on the bodies of half-naked women.

The Yamato Wind Village restaurant in Kunming city was going to launch its "body sushi" dinner earlier this month.

But health authorities in the south-western city banned it before the dinner could even take place.

BBC News Online, quoting the Beijing Daily Messenger newspaper, says the restaurant has been fined 2,000 Yuan (£138).

The restaurant management told China's official Xinhua news agency they simply wanted to introduce a special Japanese food culture to Chinese people.

The practise of eating sushi off naked or nearly-naked women has long been popular with a certain clientele in Japan. But the authorities in China said the restaurant's actions violated women's rights, as well as laws on advertising and food sanitation.

They also said the women used to display the sushi were not suitably dressed for restaurant employees.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Sounds like an improve on the no hands restaurants.

[thaihome]

Well we have at least 3 Japanese Resturants in my little China town, would have been nice if one started offering this. Of course, the wife may have objected, as I am only allowed to eat sushi off her naked body.

TH

[tutsiwarrior]

in a group dining arrangement the practise sounds a bit unhygenic sans chopsticks

[Boon Mee]

Thais are too modest for that sort of thing...

[Axel]

Restaurant fined over plan to serve food on half-naked women.....

Only fined? I would put them into jail. I mean how can you serve sushi on half-naked women?

The rule is clearly set, naked! makuro on the belly, ika on the toes.

[shopgurl]

Don't they have this in Japan????

And in all due respect.....it tis but a dark time in our existence that food should be served on the human body to tempt our appetites.....

[Axel]

Don't they have this in Japan????

And in all due respect.....it tis but a dark time in our existence that food should be served on the human body to tempt our appetites.....

Not really shopgurl, these days we eat the sushi from Macu Donaldo, with fries, and keep the human bodies for later consumption by mutual consent

[shopgurl]

Not really shopgurl, these days we eat the sushi from Macu Donaldo, with fries, and keep the human bodies for later consumption by mutual consent

Are you sure about the mutual consent????

[Axel]

Not really shopgurl, these days we eat the sushi from Macu Donaldo, with fries, and keep the human bodies for later consumption by mutual consent

Are you sure about the mutual consent????

Hey, this was fast, 3 minutes.

Fri 2004-04-23, 00:02:03

Fri 2004-04-23, 00:05:07

Yes, I am sure, and the nice part, no need for writing it down, in Japan we call it

'oralu consentu'

[Moving]

I have tried a version in Thailand but not at a restaurant and it wasn't sushi, it was chocolate syrup...tasted good and the finger painting was abstract. However, it was done completely nud_e by both....I did notice a faint odor of sushi but I attributed that to the lady having a dried squid appetizer...you think???

[Rhys]

Only two things in the world smell like fish.. and fish ain't one.. LOL

Let's see the lastest Swenson creation came out with the "whip cream wiggle"

Need to contact Conel Lingus for orders...

[tuky]

There used to place a place in Freo (West. Aust.) that did that. Never went but heard it was fun. Unfortunately it was a steak house so staff turn over was high

[Up2U]

Let's see the lastest Swenson creation came out with the "whip cream wiggle"

Need to contact Conel Lingus for orders...

Don't get into the whipped cream fetish.

Former g/f of mine in the UK had a punter who threw eclairs at her naked body, then licked of the remnants. She wanted me to join in (as a target) but that was not my scene. Lost the g/f. (But this was the sixties, so the next one was walking up the street at the time )

[Axel]

The male equivalent is the "Hawaiian delight".

The girls undress, you, put a slice of pine-apple, some sweet cherries and whipped cream on your ...... and are supposed to eat it.

A friend of mine was so impressed, that he forgot everything and ate this desert himself.

[Bluecat]

The practise of eating sushi off naked or nearly-naked women has long been popular with a certain clientele in Japan.

I'm not Japanese but I like it also.

I just skip the sushi part.

OK, maybe it is not really "eating" either but for the rest, pretty close,...

[thaimee]

absolutely dr. p. pong, it would be one step up from no hands and even more sub servient than no hands, yes sirree! but what is correct etiqutte for eating, chewing, chomping, slurping, sucking of human plates?

Thaimee.

[mbkudu]

I think this is pretty tame stuff compared to some of the other weird things the Japanese do. How about girls who consume nothing but water, herbs and vegetables for weeks. A small silver or gold tray is placed in the center of the dance platform. Men sit around the platform as she pumps and gyrates into a sexy little dance. She then squats over the tray and produces a nice steaming coiled turd

on the tray. The gentlemen clap politely. The little spoons are given to each man and the tray is passed to each man to have a little taste. Umm umm good!

One heck of a way to get the rocks off.

[tutsiwarrior]

cheap bastids...elsewhere they give you a bit of toast to spead it on...

[KevinN]

Jawsus; I think I will just stick to them sammiches toasted over a pine knot fire up at Diamond Lake.

[NedKelly]

there was a place in melbourne where u could eat sushi straight off a shaved flange.......luckily shaved as it puts a whole new meaning on..."waiter, there's a hair in my soup !"

[tutsiwarrior]

well, you know ned...the miso soup that usually accompanies sushi is a concoction of soy bean paste and the urine of virgins...the odd prepubrescent pubic hair is not uncommon...

highly effective as a fertility treatment for childless couples everywhere...

[mbkudu]

I think it might be time for a new topic,'fetishes.'

[NedKelly]

[dragonmasterzip]

yes shopgurl they do have it in Japan. Japanese men are quite infantile about women and sex. but for the girls it is a well paid job for very little effort, so I feel if men want to be stupid and women can profit from it, go ahead

Chinese women however, in my experience do not clean themselves as rigously as Japanese women do. Not a racist comment, just an observation having spent a good deal of time in both places.

Japanese take bathing more seriously than religion

[maerim]

Only two things in the world smell like fish.. and fish ain't one

The way I heard it was that when God was making the world and all the billion and one things he had to do he didn't notice Eve walking into the sea when he did she was up to her threepennies in it he thought oh well, thats got the taste of fish sorted out.

[wolf5370]

Axel said:

The male equivalent is the "Hawaiian delight".

The girls undress, you, put a slice of pine-apple, some sweet cherries and whipped cream on your ...... and are supposed to eat it.

A friend of mine was so impressed, that he forgot everything and ate this desert himself. 

Wow, that's some contortionist !

[Jeff1]

Only two things in the world smell like fish.. and fish ain't one

The way I heard it was that when God was making the world and all the billion and one things he had to do he didn't notice Eve walking into the sea when he did she was up to her threepennies in it he thought oh well, thats got the taste of fish sorted out.

The way I heard it was , Eve went swimming one day and god looked down and saw her . He exclamed " Oh no ! Now we will never get the smell off of those fish !

[Bluecat]

The way I heard it was , Eve went swimming one day and god looked down and saw her . He exclamed " Oh no ! Now we will never get the smell off of those fish !

No wonder so many men like fishes.

Or is it oyster?

[Jeff1]

I LOVE fish !!

Regarding the actual thread, I would go for the catfish sushi