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Last Christmas was just over and the elves were taking off for their well deserved vacation.

Chandro the Lead Elf says, "Man, I've been waiting for this for six months. I'm getting my ass down to Miami. I'm gonna do nothin, but suck down margaritas, bang as many babes as I can and soak up the sun til I get this ###### cold out of my bones."

So he gets to Miami, checks into his hotel and then heads straight for the bar. He spots a gorgeous, tall, well built blonde sitting alone sipping a drink.

So he goes over, climbs on the stool next to her and orders a margarita. He downs it, orders another one, downs that too. He smiles at the blonde and says, "Hi sweetie, I'm Chandro, Santa's lead elf. What would you say to a little <deleted>#k?"

The blonde looks down and says. "Hello, you little <deleted>#k."

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