One Day An Atheist Was Hiking Through Yellowstone Park

[Mr Jones]

One day an atheist was hiking through Yellowstone Park. It was a cloudy day but the birds were out singing. Suddenly there was a crashing sound behind him and a grizzly bear came crashing thorugh the brush. The atheist ran and the bear gave chase. The atheist tripped and fell. Just as the bear was about to maul him the atheist cried out to God for help. The bear froze, the birds stopped singing and the clounds parted and a light shone downd from the sky.

Ok says God, "you deny my existence but now you want to be a Christian? "THat would make you a hypocrit." "You're right" said the atheist "how about you make the bear a Christian?" " Deal" says God.

The birds start singing, the clouds roll together. The bear unfreezes lowers its paw falls on its hind legs bows its head and puts its paws together and says....

Dear Lord bless this food that you have provided from you gracious bounty Amen.