farangconnection Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A lorry driver was pulled over by the Police in Kent. " 'allo 'allo 'allo. What 'ave we got 'ere?" "Tissue" "What tissue?" " Toilet tissue" " What kind of tissue?" " Tinted" " How much is there?" "Tons" "How many tons?" "Ten" " Where are you going?' " Timothy Whites & Taylors" " Which branch?" " Tenderton" " So " replies the copper. " Tell me why you are carrying ten tons of tinted toilet tissue to Timothy Whites & Taylors in Tenderton?" "They're our sole agents" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Cheesy feet ... put a sock in it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 groan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 leave the jokes to us shady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Had to say it twice to get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Had to say it twice to get it! at least someone did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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