After careful research a conclusion has been reached ...

After his girlfriend peed on the playstation OP punched her teeth out ...

Toothless taxi boy(girl) is in fact his ex trying to make some cash to pay for her new gnashers and a new playstation ... her anger at her situation is evident in her driving ...

OP has good reason to be worried ... once she has made the required amount of cash ... she will buy a nicer set of teeth ... a newer playstation ... and will learn how to run faster and head the ball

All in all a lose lose situation ...

I was going to post something sensible here BUT; that just wouldn't be in keeping with the theme of this fred.

I've slept, got up and been to work but my life is incomplete without this thread (surprised it's still going actually)

things have seem to have escalated rapidly what with 007 sleeping with mc toothless's bird.

007 I'm worried for your safety, I think you've overstepped the mark, you could be in serious danger now.

More importantly though, did the fella's bird do it ***** style, will you be teaching her how to do headers? can I get an update?

erm..mr mijan, Colypat is not the O.P on this thread.

Do you not mean farang007- licence to thrill

Kayo correct thanks, Colypat apologies for the mixup, Farang007 is indeed the poster in question. Probably the change of hair colour put me off.

Farang007, my morbid curiousity has got the best of me...

1. How old are you?

2. What is your level of education?

3. What is your country of origin?

4. What do you do for a living, now?

5. How long have you lived in Thailand?

6. How many serious relationships have you had in your home country? In Thailand?

7. Are you straight, gay, or bi?

8. What other outlets/forums do you use for creative writing?

Farang007, next time I come to thailand you will buy me a beer everyday! And do not hide from me my friend

Farang007, my morbid curiousity has got the best of me...

1. How old are you?

2. What is your level of education?

3. What is your country of origin?

4. What do you do for a living, now?

5. How long have you lived in Thailand?

6. How many serious relationships have you had in your home country? In Thailand?

7. Are you straight, gay, or bi?

8. What other outlets/forums do you use for creative writing?

I guess admin had enough, the OP has joined that great novel in the sky