September 9, 20169 yr seriously what is the best dress to impress women? Fireman uniform, Zimbabwe military,...? or just wear a tanga and a wig through walking street?
September 9, 20169 yr Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either.
September 9, 20169 yr No need to impress, just tip and undress. Edited September 9, 20169 yr by slipperylobster
September 9, 20169 yr I'd dress like the the OP does in an 'open wallet' stance as he parades down Walking St. like a 'real 'expat' with his 'wife and her 'brothers' holding his pension book out in front of him as his 'family' skim in daily...though he'll point out various 'FaLang' in his ridiculous attempt to be 'Thai'
September 10, 20169 yr I dont need to dress to impress ,with my body , godlike looks and air of sophisticated grace , the women just swoon at my feet . but the wife wont let me out by myself , she says i just get lost ..
September 10, 20169 yr The clothes probably won't impress but loosing excess weight and taking a shower before you go out will elevate you above the ranks of the also rans.
September 10, 20169 yr Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble. Pro tip: smell good.
September 11, 20169 yr However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size . Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo.
September 11, 20169 yr 21 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said: However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size . Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo. Pattaya is the Monte Carlo of Thailand lol
September 11, 20169 yr On 10/09/2016 at 2:50 AM, gk10002000 said: Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style.
September 22, 20169 yr Hi so girls will never be impressed by a Farang but bar girls simply do not care at all.
September 22, 20169 yr On 9/11/2016 at 11:09 AM, bbi1 said: Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style. I do well with Thai bar girls - we all do! That's why we are here. You just have to pay them whatever your age - colour or body weight!
September 23, 20169 yr The warning about facial hair is so last century. The girls have become more international. I've never had a problem.
September 23, 20169 yr The girls are doing more silicone. Yuck! if you want to, add silicone to your wallet.
September 23, 20169 yr On 9/10/2016 at 2:19 AM, JHolmesJr said: Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble. Pro tip: smell good. Oyster sauce good or durian good?
September 23, 20169 yr Not complicated. You observe how the Americans are dressed and you do exactly the opposite ...
September 23, 20169 yr Quote how to dress to impress Thai ladies in Pattaya ? Are there Thai ladies in Pattaya??
September 23, 20169 yr On 10/09/2016 at 3:50 AM, gk10002000 said: Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover. But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list. A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops. Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo!
September 23, 20169 yr 5 minutes ago, Peter Pattaya said: Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo! I do know one guy who has a wallet that is stuffed with twenty baht notes and a couple of 500 baht notes at each end of the twenties.
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