When it rains my pickup smells like cat pee

[The Dark Lord]

Hi 55Jay,

 

Yo made me me laugh a great deal with your advice, fantastic!

 

I do appreciate some was serious but  the bit about the birds made me howl. 

 

I had had exactly the same experience with my £200 BMWcover and am now contemplating a BB gun ( one of the farang legal ones) to help the local pussy to come to a conclusion on using my motor as a bed.

 

problem is the old eyesight is not what it once was and....

 

well I am sure you can foresee what is in the cards for me.

 

cheers