A Bottle Of Merlot

[Little Black Duck]

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,

and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was

lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the

gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches

in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed

him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8

a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty

million dollars in my bank account.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three

inches off. Just send the bottle back"

[Pink Mist]

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,

and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was

lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the

gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches

in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed

him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8

a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty

million dollars in my bank account.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three

inches off. Just send the bottle back"

only 3" thank got not 3' , could only just manage that

[brahmburgers]

Q. how do I make my member 8 inches long?

A. fold it in half.