sanemax Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 How reliable or effective would using a bum gun be as a precaution against a pregnancy , post activities ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomthai Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot. This thread can't be serious surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Just to put the op's mind at ease.... If there is no actual intercourse involved in the activity, the bum gun should be adequate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Stick your gun up her bum and there will be no pregnancy risk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark45y Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Pomthai said: Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot. This thread can't be serious surely. He's probably British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanemax Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Pomthai said: Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot. This thread can't be serious surely. It is . A few weeks ago I met a Thai friend and I asked how she was and she was quite upset, her son had a car accident and unfortunately died . I offered her my complete condolences and I also offered my services if she wanted a replacement , which she agreed to . I dont want to go into detail, but afterwards , ........well , I just wondered about a bum guns effectiveness and why she would do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxx Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 "Does douching prevent pregnancy? "No. Douching does not prevent pregnancy. In fact, douching is a bad idea for birth control for several reasons: "Sperm are extremely fast swimmers. Thousands of them can reach the uterus by the time a girl even begins to douche. "The pressure of a douching solution squirted into the vagina can actually push sperm into the uterus." http://kidshealth.org/en/teens/contraception-douche.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 On 30/11/2016 at 2:32 PM, sanemax said: It is . A few weeks ago I met a Thai friend and I asked how she was and she was quite upset, her son had a car accident and unfortunately died . I offered her my complete condolences and I also offered my services if she wanted a replacement , which she agreed to . I dont want to go into detail, but afterwards , ........well , I just wondered about a bum guns effectiveness and why she would do it This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I am sure that having a dirty bum would reduce her chances of getting pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 All this talk of bum guns ? Surely the only gun you need is a rifle or shotgun to bring down the Stork as he approachs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Only way a bun gun will reduce the chances of pregnancy would be if you used it to beat her to death whilst she s basking in post orgasmic glow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagnabbit Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. Yup - must have been quite the performance if it changed her mind.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracas Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 It may just be that you could not do it for her. So she decided to use the direct stimulation from the water jet. Sorry to say you have been replaced by a Bum Gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 On 12/2/2016 at 7:40 AM, Rc2702 said: This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. i guess she was flushed for ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Well I've used a bum gun for nigh on 20 years since I came to LOS and never got pregnant so there must be something in the theory. However my wife uses a bum gun and we've got a 12 year old daughter so I wouldn't say it's 100% foolproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanemax Posted December 4, 2016 Author Share Posted December 4, 2016 On 12/2/2016 at 3:40 AM, Rc2702 said: This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. You didnt understand , she wanted a replacement and that was the agreement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I understood it I just can't believe you would said that or agreed before hand. surely this was not verbal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneko Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Hail to the bum gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Oh I get it now. Bum gun means the water sprayer next to most toilets in Thailand. I got herpes from using that too much.Had to laugh one day when my Mum came over and the water pressure was low in the morning so she used it to shower with. We had fun for days after she told us that. 555Now, seroiusly when you've made love to a beautiful lady or knocked one out over a bit of porn streaming. Don't use the 'bum gun' to wash your own gun. You might damage it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Herpes from a bug gun. did she buy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 On 30/11/2016 at 8:14 PM, Pomthai said: Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot. Only if you use the tea pot correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 On 1/12/2016 at 7:23 AM, Oxx said: "Does douching prevent pregnancy? "No. Douching does not prevent pregnancy. In fact, douching is a bad idea for birth control for several reasons: "Sperm are extremely fast swimmers. Thousands of them can reach the uterus by the time a girl even begins to douche. "The pressure of a douching solution squirted into the vagina can actually push sperm into the uterus." http://kidshealth.org/en/teens/contraception-douche.html Yes.....sperm are the villains here. You have a great life going for you then a few million of these little miscreants go and spoil it all. A bum gun just doesn't have enough power to make a dent in their numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobin Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I've used a bum-gun for a shower at the golf course. They wanted 20baht for towel and shower, i couldn't see paying. Tight quarters, bring own soap/towel but worked OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, jobin said: I've used a bum-gun for a shower at the golf course. They wanted 20baht for towel and shower, i couldn't see paying. Tight quarters, bring own soap/towel but worked OK. A V.I.P bum gun shower. Just think Nick Faldo could have used the same bum gun you showered with. An honour and privilage. Good for you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 It amazes me how grown men still have no idea about female anatomy. No, not amazed - amused more like. I am sure there are thousands of books out there that can help you on the simple facts of female bits and also contraception!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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