A Joke, That Is So Funny, I Nearly Choked On My Sticky Rice..

[libya 115]

A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

[lannarebirth]

If your critics come on to say thay didn't find that funny, then you'll just have to accept that nothing will please them. Very funny IMO.

[libya 115]

If your critics come on to say thay didn't find that funny, then you'll just have to accept that nothing will please them. Very funny IMO.

God bless you lannarebirth!

I have just printed your post and laminated it and stuck it on my notice board.

(They) are all jealous of my jokes really, I have got some real quality stuff to post over the Christmas and New Year....keep you eyes peeled!

[suegha]

I know I have said this before - but that is the best yet, well done Libya!

[Crossy]

FINALLY. A Libya 'joke' I've not heard before

Well done.

[kayo]

I've heard it.

I'm an artist.

[farangsay]

Now that was actually funny !

And I had not heard it before.

(I'm not an artist , I can only draw pints.)

I'll take the liberty of tagging on one I heard

a few years ago which is in the same vein.

Group of people from a company in England

have to go to London for a meeting.

Four from the accounts department and four

from engineering.

They all arrive at the train station and the

accountants all queue up at the ticket

booth and buy their tickets.

Only one engineer joins them and buys his ticket.

The rest don't bother.

This arouses conversation and some curiosity on

the accountants' part.

When they get on the train all the accountants

take their seats and all the engineers pile into the

toilet at the end of the carriage.

Shortly afterwards a ticket inspector comes through

checking everybody's ticket.

When he comes o the "occupied" toilet he raps on

the door and says "ticket please".

The engineers slide their one ticket under the door,

the inspector clips it and and slides it back.

The accountants were impressed with this.

On the return journey one of the accountants

bought a ticket.

They were a bit puzzled by the fact that none

of the engineers bought a ticket.

They all got on the train , the accountants all

piled into the nearest toilet and the engineers

strolled down to the next carriage where three

of the squeezed into the toilet while the fourth

waited.

A few minutes after the train started moving

this engineer walked down to the toilet in the

other carriage , rapped on the dor and said

"ticket please".

When it slid out under the door he went to

rejoin his colleagues in the other toilet.

[John_Betong]

Magic, an oldie and goodie that I had forgotten. It still made me laugh out loud

Definitely one for my collection.

Cheers & keep them coming,

John_Betong

[The Dan Sai Kid]

Strictly speaking, it's not really a joke.

[Robski]

Thanks Libya, you have saved me from suicide with your slightly humorous gag. btw its not easy clcking onto your gag thread with one toe, while standing on a chair with a noose around my neck, now all I have to do is be careful getting down. I think I'll keep the rope a for a while in case this is just a one off