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A Real Rib Tickler

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A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks in to Asda in Dumbarton with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenties at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says " Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there-are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't !. The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hel_l would you think they are twins?....... Do you think they look alike, ya bloody <deleted>?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice"

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks in to Asda in Dumbarton with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenties at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says " Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there-are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't !. The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hel_l would you think they are twins?....... Do you think they look alike, ya bloody <deleted>?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice"

YES !

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