Warning:issued By West Yorkshire Police

[joe1912]

WARNING:

issued by West Yorkshire Police

Clubbers in the North of England have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths..........

This dangerous practise is known as 'E by gum' and should be reported immediately.

[gpt]

Scousers have been crushing the tablets and rubbing in their gums for years! Nothing new.

[joe1912]

Scousers have been crushing the tablets and rubbing in their gums for years! Nothing new.

yes agreed, but that is not as funny !!

[gpt]

It is still 'E by gum'

[joe1912]

It is still 'E by gum'

you are absolutely correct. Are we discussing the semantics of the joke? The new method is injecting with a hyperdermic needle. If it didnt mention Yorkshire then it would lose the point somewhat.

[libya 115]

Not bad, and I'm a Lancastrian!

[gpt]

My granddad, a Lancatrian coal miner, was perhaps one of the first recipients of e-mails and this was long before the internet. When the her the letter flap close and the postman walk down the path, he used to say 'Ee mail' So you could have mentioned Lancashire Police - the ones on the proper side of the Pennines

Edited December 7, 2006 by gpt

[joe1912]

My granddad, a Lancatrian coal miner, was perhaps one of the first recipients of e-mails and this was long before the internet. When the her the letter flap close and the postman walk down the path, he used to say 'Ee mail' So you could have mentioned Lancashire Police - the ones on the proper side of the Pennines

I was born in Liverpool which at the time was part of Lancashire, this was before Liverpool decided to move out of Lancashire and make up its own county of Merseyside, perhaps we moved because we dont sound the same, leading to communication problems.

Dont think I can use the Lancahsire Police now as the joke is out of the bag.

Edited December 7, 2006 by joe1912

[libya 115]

I know some snobby people who live on the Wirral, who still insist on addressing their postal mail Wirral, Cheshire. Anyone would think that Merseysiders had a bad reputation!

[joe1912]

I know some snobby people who live on the Wirral, who still insist on addressing their postal mail Wirral, Cheshire. Anyone would think that Merseysiders had a bad reputation!

yes we made sure the wirral was not included in Merseyside. We refer to it as the dark side.

[Martin]

But didn't Unilever brighten up the dark side with Port Sunlight? or have I got my geograpphy wrong?

[OneeyedJohn]

Ebagum spelt backwards is MUGABE

[samtam]

That really is the dark side

[Artisan]

WARNING:

issued by West Yorkshire Police

Clubbers in the North of England have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths..........

This dangerous practise is known as 'E by gum' and should be reported immediately.

........and you can always grow your own dope....Plant a Scouser.

[suegha]

Ebagum spelt backwards is MUGABE

Er, actually it's Mugabe spelled backwards which is E ba gum!