Things Men Should Not Say After Sex

[Rdrokit]

Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

5) "Next time you come over, don't bother with the

underwear,...OK?"

6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."

12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday

night or something?"

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"

16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

19. "You actuality don't sweat as much as other fat girls".

20. "Can I pay you tomorrow".

[Rdrokit]

#13 and #17 sometimes use to work for me (when I was single).

[kayo]

another one often heard in LOS:

"Hey baby, I like this Greek style and all, but whaddy'a say you turn around and we do it old fashioned.. - What! NO! NO WAY! Say it ain't soo....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

[johnh101]

21 ) Your sister was better.....................

[TopChinese]

22 ) I just realised you were someone else...

23 ) Have we done this before?

24 ) So what else will you do for an extra 100 Bh?

25 ) I want my money back.

Edited December 8, 2006 by TopChinese

[Thaddeus]

26 ) Your brother was better.

[BigSnake]

Will you swallow my load, for an extra 100($. we are some real sick puppies here!!

[OneeyedJohn]

27) Where's your daughter ?

[Robski]

Put the light on mum

[johnh101]

Please put the light on Padre .....

[Little Black Duck]

Leave the Duck alone..You wont get up for Down...

Edited December 9, 2006 by Little Black Duck

[suegha]

I just hope you're crying for the right reasons!