Rdrokit Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex 1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?" 3) "How come it's so BIG in there?" 4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?" 5) "Next time you come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?" 6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?" 7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!" 8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!" 9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better." 10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?" 11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow." 12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant." 13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?" 14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!" 15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!" 16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...." 17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?" 18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!" 19. "You actuality don't sweat as much as other fat girls". 20. "Can I pay you tomorrow". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 #13 and #17 sometimes use to work for me (when I was single). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 another one often heard in LOS: "Hey baby, I like this Greek style and all, but whaddy'a say you turn around and we do it old fashioned.. - What! NO! NO WAY! Say it ain't soo....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 21 ) Your sister was better..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 (edited) 22 ) I just realised you were someone else... 23 ) Have we done this before? 24 ) So what else will you do for an extra 100 Bh? 25 ) I want my money back. Edited December 8, 2006 by TopChinese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 26 ) Your brother was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Will you swallow my load, for an extra 100($. we are some real sick puppies here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 27) Where's your daughter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Put the light on mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Please put the light on Padre ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 (edited) Leave the Duck alone..You wont get up for Down... Edited December 9, 2006 by Little Black Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I just hope you're crying for the right reasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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