Here We Go...

[Jai Dee]

Two Irishmen walk into the pet shop in Dingle.

They head into the bird section where Paddy says to Gerry, "Dat's dem". The owner asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up there," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies into a paper bag.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two of the birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as Gerry falls to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "<deleted> dat. Dis budgie jumpin' is too <deleted>'n dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE..........

Moments later, Seamus arrives up at the Connor Pass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying a paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hullo Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.

He removes a Parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus aims the gun and shoots the Parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down until he too hits bottom, breaks every bone in his body and is smashed to a pulp.

Paddy shakes his head and says, " And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either ! "

IT'S NOT OVER YET..........

Paddy is just gettting over the shock of losing two of his friends when Sean O'Leary appears.

He also has a paper bag out which he pulls a chicken.

He grabs the chicken by each wing and also hurls himself over the cliff, disappearing down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once again Paddy is shaking his head.

"<deleted> dat, lads. First dere was Gerry wit his budgie-jumpin', den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean O'Leary and his <deleted>'n hengliding !!"

[Soju]

You didn't finish it.

Along comes Murphy with yet another paper bag. He pulls out a fish and jumps over, making a quite impressive splat as he hits the rocks below. Paddy nearly faints at losing a fourth friend in such a short time. He yells out, "<deleted> dat bassjumpin' aint no better."

[Pink Mist]

libya has jd 's password

[kayo]

Bronco, you could be right!

[suegha]

This joke is older than I am...

[rods]

This joke is older than I am...

How can you be sure????????

[Little Black Duck]

This joke is older than I am...

How can you be sure????????

This has got to be Libya's Kid or a Donz Impersonator..