This Is A Real 'rib-tickler', When I First Heard It I Laughed

[libya 115]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

"But why?, " they asked, as they shuffled away........

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[lampard10]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

"But why?, " they asked, as they shuffled away........

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

You ARE Boon-mee

[Jai Dee]

A "turtle's head"?

For that effort?

[Thaddeus]

A "turtle's head"?

For that effort?

It was probably trying to make a break for freedom

[Grover]

produced a 'turtles head' ?

now thats funny!

Edited December 9, 2006 by Grover

[Wolfie]

the funniest part of this was the turtle head!

[The Dan Sai Kid]

Your intros are funnier than the jokes.

But then, a bleeding sphinkter is funnier than your jokes!

[suegha]

If I could turn back time I would not have looked at this joke!!!