Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

I think I'll wait for the Movie!!!

Movie title "Clinton's Titanic Affair"

Pretty good comparison - though Clinton was not a Bullshit artist.

....any tie in with Thaksin and the ThaiTanic ?

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Jack went down with a vessel full of Seamen, not Rose !... Ok Clinton..... try to compete with that !