Two dwarfs are on the piss in Pattaya, they get steaming drunk and on the way back to the hotel they pick up a couple of hookers.

They go to their separate rooms to get it on. The first dwarf is with his lady who is stark naked and ready for fun, but he is so drunk he can't get a hard on, at the same time he can hear from the room next door is a lot of banging and crashing about and his friend roaring at the top of his voice 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!'

He's slapping it, he's pulling it, but still it won't go hard and all he can hear from the room next door is a lot of banging and crashing about and his friend roaring 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!'

His lady is giving him all the encouragement she can and he's trying his best, but still it won't go hard and all he can hear from the room next door is a lot of banging and crashing about and his friend roaring 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!'

'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!'

'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!' 'ONE, TWO, THREE, HUURGH!'

This goes on all night, but still he has no joy.

The next day he meets up with his friend who asks him "how did you get on last night?"

"Bloody awful" says the dwarf "I was so drunk I couldn't get a hard on"

"Thats nothing" says his friend "I was so drunk I couldn't even get on the bed!"

Edited December 10, 200619 yr by Robski

I like that one; a good build up, followed with a pleasantly palpable ending.

I like that one; a good build up, followed with a pleasantly palpable ending.

A very profound and thought provoking reply from Libya. This is obviously the way he previews jokes!