Captain Rudolf Larrson

[gpt]

When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting Captain Rudi because his weather forecasts were always accurate."My daughter's getting married on August 17th" - "Make sure that the outside photos are taken before 3 o'clock as it will rain at about 3:30 but only for one hour". "Late spring holiday? Just a bit colder than usual but no rain". I have never known him to be wrong!

I must have been about 8 or 9 when I asked Mum, "How can Captain Rudi tell what the weather will do?

"Well, son.........................

Rudolf the red knows rain, deer!"

[Rdrokit]

A graduate of the Libya School of Humor!

[gpt]

No, just aiming to post 'the worst ever Christmas joke'

[suegha]

Oh my word!!!

[Grover]

arghhh.....

nice one

[libya 115]

A nice build up: but the punchline was a bit corny IMHO!

(No smart replies about kettles and pans please).

[suegha]

A nice build up: but the punchline was a bit corny IMHO!

(No smart replies about kettles and pans please).

What? The kettle calling the pan electric?