What's Your Claim To Fame?

[Ulysses G.]

I met Mohamed Ali, but I he was really nice so I didn't try to kick his arse or insult him!

[kayo]

Once I almost got Mike Tyson to punch me when I saw him in the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas by talking smack to him.

I was in the LA Hilton, quite pissed (ok very), arguing with a couple of American service folk when I suggested that all Americans were wimps.... They asked me if all Americans including Evander Holifield were wimps and if I'd be able to "punch him out". Unbeknown to me Evander was standing behind me and listening to the conversation. My retort was that Evander may just have the edge on me but I reckon my mate Lennox would be able to deal with him easily enough (Lennox Lewis had knocked him out for the World title the previous week).

As silence broke out I turned round to see a very unhappy large man....

:D

Brilliant! I would ha' backed you up jas! <deleted>' poof's all into wierd cannibalism sex wid tyson innit?

[Neeranam]

QUOTE(Neeranam @ 2006-12-20 17:21:35)

I had dinner with Johnathan Ryhth something

Acclaimed Welsh actor Jonathan Rhys-Davies?

No, Irish.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - nice guy who drinks like I used to.

[libya 115]

Whilst living in central London in the early 1990's, I used to drink regularly with Jeffrey Bernard in Soho. Tom Baker ( Dr Who ) used to join us for a drink sometimes. Happy days.

[ourmanflint]

Boy George tried to snog me at Pacha in the mens loos...

"yes I want to hurt you and yes I really want to make you cry" that told him!!

[ThaiPauly]

This is a good thread.

I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting

But this IS a good one

Keep 'em coming folks

[Little Black Duck]

Libby said he liked one of my jokes...

[john shaw]

This is a good thread.

I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting

But this IS a good one

Keep 'em coming folks

Met George Best in 1969,when i was a nipper-he was sitting in between two dolly birds,unscrolled a wad of notes and gave me a 10 bob note,being a good little boy i went back to my mum who promised to mind it for me-20 years later i went into Blondies,just off Marylebone in London,it was run by Angie Best-George was in the back,but when he heard there was this thick Mick going on about a 10 bob note,he came out shared a drink and asked me for the 10 bob back-a great guy-and a hero of mine,just last year i bought a ball signed by his sister for 300 pounds-proceeds going to his liver foundation-throughout all the dark days in Belfast-George shone,he united the people he was THE BELFAST BOY

[ThaiPauly]

This is a good thread.

I don't normally find stuff on this sub-forum that interesting

But this IS a good one

Keep 'em coming folks

Met George Best in 1969,when i was a nipper-he was sitting in between two dolly birds,unscrolled a wad of notes and gave me a 10 bob note,being a good little boy i went back to my mum who promised to mind it for me-20 years later i went into Blondies,just off Marylebone in London,it was run by Angie Best-George was in the back,but when he heard there was this thick Mick going on about a 10 bob note,he came out shared a drink and asked me for the 10 bob back-a great guy-and a hero of mine,just last year i bought a ball signed by his sister for 300 pounds-proceeds going to his liver foundation-throughout all the dark days in Belfast-George shone,he united the people he was THE BELFAST BOY

BRILLIANT

[john shaw]

Cheers Thaipauly,i met him on three ocassions,he was just one of the lads,didnt give a toss about politics,hes truly missed

[Neeranam]

I was a golf caddy for Douglas Bader - the guy with no legs. My brother had Kenny Lynch the comedian. Group afte had Ronnie Corbett and Sean Connery

[pampal]

I was saddam's executioner

[toptuan]

I was saddam's executioner

The innocent tricycle works well in masking your menacing hangman's persona... I take it those are Saddam's supporters chasing you?

[toptuan]

My great grandpa, growing up as a kid in Missouri, was walking down the dirt road going out of town, when he met a group of out-of-town strangers on horseback coming toward him. The guy at the head of the group, asked me great gran'pappy: "Which way toward town, young-un?"

"That-a-way, over yonder," great grandad advised.

Later that day, the news traveled far and wide that the town bank was robbed just minutes later by notorious Jesse James and his band of hoodlums--the same group given directions by my illustrious ancestor.

So, does this count, if it's in my genes? Does infamous count as much as famous?

[Disclaimer: I won't give directions to anyone because of this bad karma. Especially to long-faced bearded guys in turbans or crouching fellers in ninja outfits, or guys on horseback with handelbar moustaches, or...]

[Little Black Duck]

Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame...

Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers...

[toptuan]

Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame...

Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers...

He'd probably been happier if you'd licked them, instead!

[pampal]

I was saddam's executioner

The innocent tricycle works well in masking your menacing hangman's persona... I take it those are Saddam's supporters chasing you?

I am actually the guy in the lead tank doing the chasing

[Little Black Duck]

Back in the Mid 60s I met Colonel Sanders of KFC Fame...

Didn't know what to say so I just Liked his fingers...

He'd probably been happier if you'd licked them, instead!

Your Right ofcourse but Sang Som does that to you...

[toptuan]

Is that like our regional (Isaan) "sato?" Powerful stuff!! While my spelling goes to pot too, I do believe it improves my spoken Thai--the words just flooowwwww.....

[Little Black Duck]

Is that like our regional (Isaan) "sato?" Powerful stuff!! While my spelling goes to pot too, I do believe it improves my spoken Thai--the words just flooowwwww.....

Toptuan..We both speak the same Shorthand after a few,,I'm being an expensive drunk tonight..

I have been know as recierntly as last night in fact consumed a cold bottle or two of Siam Sato..

Definately a man after my own heart..

[toptuan]

Just came from a little rice village in Isaan, where I spent New Year's weekend. All the town fathers wandering around with soggy fermented rice in strainers over plastic bowls. Of course, the visiting farang was obligated to taste each man's concoction. Such a burden, being a temporary visiting celebrity....

[Little Black Duck]

Just came from a little rice village in Isaan, where I spent New Year's weekend. All the town fathers wandering around with soggy fermented rice in strainers over plastic bowls. Of course, the visiting farang was obligated to taste each man's concoction. Such a burden, being a temporary visiting celebrity....

And Hating every minute I think not...

[pop3]

I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around.

[Little Black Duck]

I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around.

"Who The Fruck Is Eric"????

[my friend I]

I went surfing with Jackson Brown at Hollister Ranch - good guy.

[JacknDanny]

I used to chauffeur Eric Bristow around.

My sister is married to his cousin!!

[Little Black Duck]

i got a couple,

i shook the hand of john kay from " steppenwolf "

i shook the hand of " eric burdon "

i shook the hand of paul from " franky goes to hollywood "

Could say your a Handy sort of Guy then Terry ???

[glenbat]

Ummmm.... I was an extra in a British film called 'Sorted' (drugs based ) and Ray Winstone (British actor) lives a few houses up from my mummy house, and drug taking butt raping Michael Barrymore used to live down the road

no i never went swimming round his!

[pbkk]

i met howard marks at a party years ago, he was with spider

from emmerdale and marks was alot shorter than i imagined !

and i saw kate moss at the priory a few years back

when gazza was staying there but i didn't see him

[pbkk]

and i've smoked a joint with the drummer from baby bird !

remember them ???