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1 hour ago, deecee10 said:

What's the big deal?

 

My first sexual experience back in England was riding the local village bike.

Same here mate, alright to learn on then move on to something better, or so we thought at the time

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8 hours ago, ukrules said:

Meh, if I was in charge I would allow this. Who cares, he's not hurting anyone.

you and the buffalow you rode to town on can ride your twisted logic back outta town .....he who condones raping a motocy seat  will condone it when he grabs a young girl , and he will .......in time he will  .

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9 hours ago, ukrules said:

Meh, if I was in charge I would allow this. Who cares, he's not hurting anyone.

I guess you didn't read the part where he took out a knife and made a slit in the seat. Damaging other people's property is OK in your book?

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Guess it makes the rest of us feel normal? :whistling:

 

But, then again, maybe he was just scared what his mother said and didn't want to go blind.

 

 

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6 hours ago, worgeordie said:

I think a Ducati would really turn him on,or maybe he

just likes little slappers like a Honda.

regards Worgeordie

Honda Scoopy- she never says 'no'.  :sleepy:

Posted
10 hours ago, ukrules said:

Meh, if I was in charge I would allow this. Who cares, he's not hurting anyone.

The seat's, we have to think of the seat's.

 

 

Brigante7.

Posted
4 hours ago, deecee10 said:

What's the big deal?

 

My first sexual experience back in England was riding the local village bike.

Are you a woman? In theory, it might be possible for a woman to experience pleasure from a bicycle seat if the ride were slightly bumpy.

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5 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Are you a woman? In theory, it might be possible for a woman to experience pleasure from a bicycle seat if the ride were slightly bumpy.

Can I assume from your name that you are not ENGLISH

Posted
3 minutes ago, oldlakey said:

Can I assume from your name that you are not ENGLISH

On second reading I will cover another two options

Those being, that you are a Woman or a Feminist

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5 minutes ago, oldlakey said:

Can I assume from your name that you are not ENGLISH

No I am not English, I just remember now that a village bike is slang for a promiscuous woman.

Posted
10 hours ago, Reigntax said:

The bike should charge him with rape. It is obviously frozen with fright, unable to react and just innocently bystanding.

83% of bike rapes go unreported.

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3 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

No I am not English, I just remember now that a village bike is slang for a promiscuous woman.

Well summoned up from memory my friend

Your English is excellent, better than mine but dont get excited because that is not saying much

 

Posted
15 minutes ago, oldlakey said:

On second reading I will cover another two options

Those being, that you are a Woman or a Feminist

No, I am not a (clitoral) woman or a feminist.:smile:

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pretty weird to say the least; i wonder if he ever thought of turning  on the cycle in neutral and raving up the engine accordingly; but no, people like that probably don't have a bucket to piss in.

Posted
9 hours ago, colinneil said:

Poor lad does not need ridiculed, he needs some serious physco help.

This is true and I suspect the bike will need therapy as well!  Seriously though many people get their jollies in odd and often bizarre ways and as long as nobody is harmed just let it be.

 

 

Posted
11 hours ago, ezzra said:

 

Oh that's nothing, there was once a man who did it with the exhaust pipe

of his bike, and ended up with a black dick...

I guess he was exhausted after that..:smile:

Posted
13 hours ago, ukrules said:

Meh, if I was in charge I would allow this. Who cares, he's not hurting anyone.

But there are so so many other opportunities other then a motorbike.Well any ways I hope he used lube (castrol)

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Would the disturbed young boy lie at night on his rack in his tiny room, listening to the howls of passing scooters and bikes until he exhausted himself to sleep? Sad lonely life.

Posted
13 hours ago, ukrules said:

Meh, if I was in charge I would allow this. Who cares, he's not hurting anyone.

Depends whose bike he uses I think.

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Another attraction coming soon to Pattaya. Inside the Happy Zones of course. 

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Most of the time I cruise through TV and find little of interest but like to see what's going on.  It's moments like this that bring tears to my eyes because of the humor that some of you have.  We need more stories (and comments) that can bring a little more laughter to all.  

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